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Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

Seeing that the Wolverine is out of his reach William chooses to stay close to Alfentinius maintaining his defensive stance.

standard action full defense. AC of 18 for one round .
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

Sensing Alfentinius’ goal at a peaceful resolution, William who is less trusting than the gnome steps out in front of the gnome taking a defensive stance in case the Wolverine attacks.

standard action full defense. AC of 18 for one round .
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
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Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

As some left to chase down the last of the running bandits, some cared for the wounded, and some started searching fallen foes for prizes William quietly walked through the fortress with a slight limp. The goat made his way to the stairs leading up and walked to the over head balcony. Once there the goat simply stared off into the darkness.

William’s interior Monologue:

Finally the fight is over. I have chased the final foe into the darkness and some of those who follow me seek him out. I have defeated my enemies , felling them with my own horns, and withstanding whatever they chose to throw at me. I have taken control of and cleaned out this den of villainy. This shall be the seat of my power where I shall rule from. From this place I will survey all my dominion. I have won the battle and am entitled to the victor’s prize.

Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

AOO: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

As the last bandit made his escape into the darkness William took a half hearted swing with his horns at the fleeing man. As the figure disappeared into the darkness the goat jumped up on the wagon and Brayed into the darkness...

BRAAAAAHHYY!!!!!!
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

William chases after Akiros squeezing underneath the wagon to catch up to the bandit.

Double-move
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

William quickly shakes his head trying to get the blood soaked mud cff his horns left by the Akitos’ boots.

headbuutt: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

But is obviously distracted by his own muddy predicament.
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

William sees some movement from the Stag King but sensing a strange calmness from Alfentinius turns his attention to the Lieutenant maneuvering around him and quickly attacking.

Head-butt: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10
damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

William sidesteps the Staglord’s blade and brings his horns around trying to hit the mans legs giving a goat scream in the midst.

Baaaaahhhhhhhd.... Maaaaaahhhhhhn

head-butt: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 19
damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

charge: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8

William lines up a charge on the Staglord and rams into the larger man with absolutely no effect. The small goat just looks up at the man and...

BAasaaahhhhhhh!
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

Seeing Chet tear into the last bandit William diverts his attention towards the two remaining bandit leaders. He moves forward lining up on charge on both not sure which way to go.

Double Move
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

William gets to the stop of the stairs and hearing Chett fight once again stops... The goat takes a deep breath and moves around the corner to be able to support the tiger.
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

Having been hit by the human warrior William stops for a second seeming to be stunned by the fact that someone would hurt him... then he turns tail and runs away.

Full withdraw...

Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

Feeling invincible William charges at the human standing in front of the Stag Lord.

Charge: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

Looking Around William sees the fight below and quickly turns back the way he had come heading back towards the fight.

double move
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

With a ferocious...Bleat?.... William charges the bandit on the catwalk.

Bhaa!!!

charge: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20
damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

Sensing the panic in Alfentinius William turned quickly and saw the arrow sticking from the Gnomes chest. In a second the Goat bounded up the staircase lowering his head at the bandit preparing to charge.

Single move action then full defense ; +4 ac till next round
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

William sees the combat against the Owlbear and rushes into join the fray. He quickly jumps up on the stairs and attacks the creature.

jump: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25
head-butt: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22
damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

The bandit dispatched with, seeing allies coming from this direction, and hearing the sound of the fight with the owl-bear, all add together to convince William that it's time to double back and see what that new sound is.

double move
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

Seeing the Bandit in front of him William charges the man unexpectedly from behind.

Charge: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (10) + 7 = 17 ...+2 for charge, +2 for flank
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

Seeing that the only two visible fighters are out of reach... William decides to go looking for Arim, and Wendell.

Double move
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

Seeing the fight erupt William charges the closest bandit.

head-butt: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18
damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Having charged William's AC goes down to 12 till his next action
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

William comes running in and makes a mighty leap to the back of the wagon and looks around ready to challenge any who come close to him.

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19

BAAAA!!!!

I'm assuming that Alfentinius' last post was made at this time... meaning there is a gnome casting a spell in the back of the wagon... figured I would mention it cause there's a chance someone would hear it.
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

William could feel through his empathic bond with Alfentinius that the time had come. He grabbed one last bite of clover and lazily walked over to Chet giving the tiger a gentle butt to get him moving.

handle animal: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (18) + 0 = 18

With that the goat started moving towards the fortress. As he emerged from the forest line he could barely make out the sound of the whistle. Silly two legs thinking you could hide a whistle under a sheet and still hear it from this far away. No worries though... William was on his way. Oh and Chett too.

. I am amused by the thought process of a guard seeing a goat off in the distance and thinking "oh good dinner" and then seeing the tiger chasing it.
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

William looked up at the stars and took a deep smell of the nights air. He looked over at the tiger which seemed ready to pounce at any moment. The goat listened to the rumble of the wagon come to a stop. There was some indistinct yelling that the goat couldn't make out. William suddenly realized he was hungry. He looked around and saw some wild flowers a few feet away. He wandered over and started eating the clover waiting for his signal. Waiting was always the boring part.
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

William stretches in a manner more reminiscent of Chett than a goat and jumps down after Alfentinius. Seeing the gnome begin to work William sets to helping as well. Mainly by eating small weeds and miraculously none of the radishes themselves.

Assist Svetlana: 1d20 ⇒ 19
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

At the Camp:
William does his best in helping move the two men trying to drag the make shift litter that Alfentinius has made as gently as he can.

heal: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (19) + 0 = 19
heal: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (10) + 0 = 10

Then the goat takes his role of jailer very seriously walking a little patrol around the two unconscious men stopping to sniff one once in a while.
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

William tries to help Alfentinius care for and move the men as best he can...

Self imposing a -4 penalty for lack of opposable thumbs and what not...
heal: 1d20 - 4 ⇒ (6) - 4 = 2
heal: 1d20 - 4 ⇒ (15) - 4 = 11
heal: 1d20 - 4 ⇒ (12) - 4 = 8
heal: 1d20 - 4 ⇒ (15) - 4 = 11
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

And William manages to help... runnin off to head off the last wandering horse an redirect it towards Alfentinius.

1d20 - 2 ⇒ (16) - 2 = 14
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

William also tries to help with the animals...

handle animal: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (6) - 2 = 4
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

William moves along with the horses and once again tries to steer them away from the fight with little success...

Handle Animal: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (9) - 2 = 7
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

At Alfentinius' directions William Brays in annoyance of being left out of the fun and games but then does his best to take charge of his new herd and lead it away from the conflict.

Handle Animal: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (13) - 2 = 11
Keepers of the Flame Reincarnation
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

William on the other hand loves being represented in the teams signage... He says keep it the way it is...
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

Not having any actual duties of his own William decides to see to his own amusement. He decides to invent his own game that in his own Goat mind he has decided to call... "Catch a Tiger by the Tail."

This game seems to consist mainly of pestering and Bothering Chett in a playful fashion without getting the Tiger mad enough to actually eat him....

Handle Animal: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (10) - 2 = 8
It would seem Billy is not very good at this game.... but practice makes perfect.
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

William looks very proud of himself and while he humors the Gnome it looks like this encounter has NOT put any fear into the goat...
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

William Seeing the Thylacine's break and run is emboldened and quckly Butts the closer and moves in a roundabout fashion to attack the other while avoiding the Claws of the first.

gore on White: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16
damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

gore on yellow: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10
damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

William looks over to make sure Alfentinius isn't watching then flies into motion. He jumps down from the wagon and runs a long circle around the Thylacines coming up on one from behind.

looking to be a flank buddy here.
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

William stays on the wagon and prepares to attack a Thylacine if it gets too close.

Readied Attack:

Gore: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

At the sound of the whistle William comes tearing out of the radish patch with a plant in his mouth and leaps into the wagon. He then settles down and eats his find.
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

William looks at one of the horses and BRAAAAAYYYYSSS at it...

Handle Animal: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (8) - 2 = 6

Seeing Alfentinius struggle a bit with the horses William decides to help... but his assistance is fairly ineffectual.
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

William moves in front of Alfentinius to shield him from any of the undead kobolds, and readies to butt any thing hostile that comes in reach.

prepared attack:
gore: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14
damage: 1d3 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

Jump: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16

William comes running out of the Oleg's main house as fast as he can and leaps up into the wagon with little trouble. He Baaa's at Alfentinius a berry colored stain on his muzzle.
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

As soon as Jerrik opened the door to the stable William came running out at break neck speed and collided in a tangle of arms, hooves, horns, and gnomish laughter with Alfentinius.
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

Meanwhile at Oleg's Trading Post:

Svetlana walked out to the clothesline to bring in the laundry. She started to pull the clothes and fold them when she came to her old flower print dress. She did a double take when she realized that the bottom hem definitely looked like it had been chewed on. She pulled the dress off the line and held it up realizing there was a hole all the way through the middle of the dress.

OLEG!!! IF YOU DON'T DO A BETTER JOB CONTROLING THOSE ANIMALS, THEN YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH THEM!!!
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

meanwhile At Oleg's Trading Post:

Svetlana walked out of the Main hall and looked at the Picnic table in front of her... she was confused for a second and called out to Oleg. Hey did you see that Red Berry Cobbler I had sitting out here on the table. I just pulled it off the fire twenty minutes ago and left it here to cool.

Oleg stuck his head out of the store room where he had been going through some Pelts that he had been prepping to ship north to Brevoy. Nope can't say that I have. Oleg looked around thoughtfully... But I have an idea.

Oleg walked into the stable and found one of the dogs left behind by the adventurers that had headed south sleeping soundly. Next to it was the empty tin that the cobbler had once been in. Blast you dog stealing our cobbler. The dog woke with a start looking very surprise. It jumped up obviously wanting to be petted. What you think I'm going to pet you now... you mangy thief. The dog looked at him perplexed.

Oleg cast his gaze around the stable feeling very frustrated not knowing how to react. Then he saw that strange goat that always seemed to act just a little off for an animal. Wait was his muzzle stained... like he had been eating red berries. Oleg looked down at the dog that still seemed very confused. Boy... I think you done been scapegoated... by a goat.

William turned his head sideways almost as if he understood hat Oleg had said and just baahhd at Oleg.
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

Meanwhile at Oleg's Trading Post:

Oleg came out of the office to continue with some of the odd chores that still needed done around the trading post, when he noticed that the door to the barn was wide open. He was sure he had closed it. He walked into the barn and noticed that the stall that the goats and sheep had been kept in was empty as well. Then he looked up and realized that the main gates were open... and the animals were no where to be seen. A moment of panic ran through his stomach as he realized he had lost the animals that belonged to the adventurers sent to scout the Green Belt...
SVETLANA!!! We got a problem... I need to get one of the horses ready to go so I can go out looking for the Goats and sheep... It looks like they got loose.

Svetlana came out of the quest quarters still holding the rag she had been using to clean. How did you let all those animals get loose?

Olegs response was filled with the annoyance he felt... I don't know... I was sure I latched their stall as well as the stable door.

At that moment the animals came wandering back into the outpost some of them still with mouthfuls of the wild grasses that grow outside the Post in their mouths.

Oleg stood there dumbfounded as the male goat lead the other animals into their stall... closed the stall and then latched the stall door closed...

Oleg looked over at Svetalna who was obviously as perplexed as he.
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

Meanwhile at Oleg's Trading Post:

Oleg finished feeding the seventh goat and stopped suddenly. He counted the goats. Sure enough there were only six goats but somehow he had fed seven.

bluff: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14

Oleg looked in the eyes of the last goat and saw an intelligence that was lacking from all the other animals. Then the goat turned its head and " Bahhhd " at him.
Kingmakers of the Everflame Gameplay
Male Goat Familiar | Hp: 14/ 14/ | AC:14 T:12 FF:13 | CMD:11 (15 vs trip) | Fort:+3 ,Ref:+3 ,Will:+3 | Init:+ 1| Perc:+0 (low-light vision) Familiar of Alfentinius Lentinels Ferington

Realizing that he's being talked about due to his empathic Link with Alfentinius. William decides to do his part in helping with Alfentinius charade. He bleats loudly so that the bandits will know there really is a goat in the stables.

Bhahhahahhah! Bhahahhaham!
Interest Check -- Pathfinder CORE Campaign --Series of Classic Module Conversions (U1-U3, A1-A4, ??)

I would like to introduce you to Smudge Lowbog. He's a cleric...

Of what God you ask... not important I can heal and channel positive energy... It's a Halfling God... You wouldn't have heard of him...

... You know the Halfling gods and want to know which one. Fine its ..Bragkkdjd... Hey is that a squirrel over there? Not gonna fall for that eh...fine I worship Brandobaris.

Yes he is the Halfling god of Thieves stealth and trickery... but don't be thinking I'm some sort of mindless Kleptomaniac. Don't get me wrong if you want me to sneak into the enemy general's tent while he is sleeping and snag his magic sword out for a non magical one right before you fight him...That would be kind of funny... But I'm a healer not a thief... No Really.