Tsadok Goldtooth

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No posts. Organized Play character for BardicModernist.


Full Name

WARPATH!!!!!!!!!!! IS ORC more than HOOmans

Race

Half-Orc

Classes/Levels

Barbarian

Gender

Male

Size

BIG TOUGH GUY

Age

Older than you, but NOT old as Grandpa

Special Abilities

SMASH GOOD

Alignment

CN

Location

Numeria

Occupation

WHat is JOB?!

Strength 16
Dexterity 16
Constitution 16
Intelligence 7
Wisdom 13
Charisma 7

About Warpath!

"WARPATH! steal and take what belongs to Warpath! Warpath kill! Warpath kill Good. Good kills make WARPATH Bad Guy. Warpath kill you too! Kill Friend make WARPATH trouble. WARPATH no Friend. WARPATH NO FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Warpath kill you! Kill First make steal easy. Sword First make kill easy. WARPATH NO FRIENDS!"

Scenario-13
"The Prince of Augustana", Augustana, Andoran
Sewers
Steel Wyvern: "You there! Give us all your money!"
Warpath with a loud laugh "Hehe! No money!"
Steel Wyvern: "Well then give us that hammer you have over there!" They glance at his Earthbreaker...
Warpath: "Not a Hammer."
Merick: "Oh he'll give you that hammer alright!"

Crypt of the Church of Abadar
Silver Wyverns: "Open up and let us in!"
Warpath: "Go away! Nobody home!"

"The Portal to the another Realm"
*Dretch casts Stinking Cloud*
Warpath "Ewww! Who Farted?"
*Fails Saving Throw*
MMMMMMMMBleeeuuurrrggghh! *vomit* Run away! Ehhhhurghhhhhhhh!!! *vomit*

Scenario 9-06 The Shores of Heaven
After the Party receives a scolding from an Archon in Heaven, "Who you calling MERE MORTAL!?!" *nudges jokingly to Fellow Pathfinder* "Heaven is racist!"

(Some-mans say WARPATH! talk in third person... Warpath! NOT THREE PEOPLE Man! Warpath haves no STUDY points in lin-GU-IS Stick... ... ... ... read hard...)

Warpath! Does the Best He can...