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Yeah, thanks for running Baerlie. I would have loved to move into the next one with you guys but someone ninja'd Chuffy before I could post. Have fun.

Chuffy steps to flank Vorka again, thrusting forward for a killing stab!

Flanking stab: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 131d4 + 1d6 ⇒ (2) + (2) = 4

With Greta alongside him, Chuffy realises he has a chance to flank their enemy. Chuffy ducks down around Vorka (tumbling past) and goes to stab the annoying witch in her back!

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (15) + 8 = 23

Flanking Dogslicer Sneak Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 161d4 + 1d6 ⇒ (1) + (1) = 2

Damn these dice to hell =P

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 91d4 ⇒ 2

Growing impatient at Vorkas continued existence, Chuffy stabs in at her once more.

These dice hate me...

Still locked in combat with Vorka alone, Chuffy swings in again with the dogslicer.

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 121d4 ⇒ 2

"Chuffy could use a hand here!"

Chuffy swings his dogslicer down again, hoping to cut down Vorka.

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 141d4 ⇒ 2

Springing his trap, Chuffy launches himself from his cover into Vorka waving his dogslicer as he charges in.

Charge Sneak Attack : 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (13) + 8 = 211d4 + 1d6 ⇒ (1) + (1) = 2

I don't think Vorka has line of sight to Chuffy yet, so he's going to try to get her to come up to them and then hide?

Cursing Poog for giving away their location and ruining his chances of sneaking inside, decides to try to lure the cannibal up to them. Waving for the other goblins to stay put, he shouts out to Vorka.

"Stupid Vorka no match for Chuffy and other Licktoads. Come face us and we show quick stab dead!"

Following his threat, Chuffy takes cover so he can burst out and ambush the cannibal goblin.

Stealth: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (16) + 16 = 32

I don't mind delaying until after Poog, it was my fault for not being able to get a post up.

"Chuffy dogkiller, not Mogmurch!"

Ignoring the alchemists warning, Chuffy remains engaged, jabbing forward at the flanked hound again.

Dogslicer Sneak Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 171d3 + 1d6 ⇒ (1) + (3) = 4

Hey guys, sorry I've been quiet. Been a couple of hectic days moving departments at work and had this visiting.

Chuffy moves straight forward, skirting round to flank the dog with provoking its ire. Once flanking he swings in with his slicer.

Flanking sneak attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 171d4 + 1d6 ⇒ (1) + (1) = 2

As the dog is flat-footed having not acted, Chuffy will go for a sneak attack dart throw.

Wanting to further impress the other goblins, Chuffy hurls a dart at their canine foe.

Dart Sneak Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 141d3 - 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (2) - 1 + (6) = 7

Gripping the dogslicer, Chuffy smiles wickedly and sneaks up towards the upper deck.

"Chuffy sneaky stab it!"

Stealth: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (8) + 16 = 24

Chuffy hangs back, allowing Greta and Mogmurch their ranged assault against the dogs. He holds his dogslicer ready, incase they aren't quick enough to kill the creatures.

Chuffys eyed widen and he snips on the spot waving his dogslicer.

"Chuffy didn't do it!"

Somewhat paniced, Chuffy will look and listne to see if anything has changed or is coming as a result of his blunder.

Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24

Chuffy chuckles as he walks up to the plank and (with the help of his magical ring) leaps up in.

Climb: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (5) + 13 = 18

Once at the top he removes the ring and chucks it down to Greta.

"Don't say Chuffy not nice and Chuffy never gives you anything!"

I thought you were moving onto the flank? I did increase the attack roll by two, but would have delayed my attack for someone to flank to take it.

Poor thing =P

Leeaping into the air Chuffy points a Greta.

"Chuffy told you he kill horse! Chuffy stabbiest goblin in Licktoads!

But seriously, he couldn't have done it without you guys.

Chuffy stares at the horse, seeing Momurch approaching he decides to wait for his fellow goblin to provide a distraction.

Chuffy is going to delay his action until Mogmurch takes up the flank, giving Chuffy +2 to hit and sneak attack.

Once the horse is distracted by Mogmurchs arrival, Chuffy stabs in again with the Gorge of Gluttons.

Chuffys SUPER horse killing sneaky stab of death!: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (2) + 10 = 121d4 + 2 + 3d6 ⇒ (3) + 2 + (3, 1, 2) = 11

Damn, Mogmurch clearly distracted Chuffy too!

Chuffy grins as he gets the drop on the horse, bringing the Gorge of Gluttons to bare. With a wicked shriek Chuffy stabs up.

So, +3 to hit and +2D6 damage on top of my sneak, attacking the horses flat-footed!

Chuffy horse killing sneaky stab of death!: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 191d4 + 2 + 3d6 ⇒ (1) + 2 + (4, 3, 4) = 14

Suppressing his desire to stab the horse there and then, just to disprove what Greta had said the previous night, Chuffy circles back to the others.

"Chuffy see's a horse, it's a big 'un and I can stick it good. I smeak back up and stab it, then you come and we all stick it together?" Chuffy waves the dogslicers menacingly in his hands, nodding the other goblins before sneaking back round to the horse.

Chuffy is gonna try to sneak up on the horse, coming up behind it so when the other goblins attack he's already on the flank. He'll go for a sneak stab on the surprise round if he makes it in.

Stealth to flank horse: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (12) + 16 = 28

Chuffy ducks down and scouts around the area, getting an idea of what awaits them, dogslicer gripped in hand.

Stealth: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (2) + 16 = 18

Oh come on... a 2? Dammit dice.

I can get more sneak attacks in close combat than I can with a ranged weapon, so the dogslicer is better for me. I'm ready to carry on.

Cheers Mogmurch

Chuffy takes the dogslicer and slashes it viciously through the air.

"Chuffy is the Spider Slayer!"

Following the others to the lair, new dogslicer in hand, Chuffy joins in searching the bodies.

I wouldn't mind the a potion of cure moderate wounds. Chuffy ain't great at taking hits!

Dogslicer Sneak Attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (11) + 6 = 171d4 - 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (3) - 1 + (5) = 7

Chuffy gives another swing in with his dogslicer, gritting his teeth with malice and frustration.

Grabbing the flank opposite Greta, Chuffy draws his dogslicer and stabs up at the spider!

Dogslicer Sneak Attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 111d4 - 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (3) - 1 + (4) = 6

Seeing that they have the drop on the spider, Chuffy smiling wickedly, take a 5 foot step forward and drawing a dart, hurling it at the unprepared long-legs weak squishy bits.

Dart Sneak Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 211d3 - 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (3) - 1 + (1) = 3

Good hit... Terrible damage.

How far away from us is the giant spider?

Having already slipped on the ring, Chuffy is ready to go.

Chuffy hops in the air with sadistic glee!

"Chuffy best at Hide or Get Clubbed in tribe, you never find."

With a happy smile on his face Chuffy dashes into the marsh to bury himself out of sight.

Stealth: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (8) + 16 = 24

Could have done with a better dice roll... Nevermind.

Dammit, I keep missing the chance to volunteer for these games...

Sneaking up behind Mogmurch, Chuffy taps him on the shoulder, beeming a wicked smile as the alchemist turns round.

"You no listen? Chief say we kill stab tomorrow. Tonight we have big tribe fire and games. Chuffy beat you all, show you how good he is!"

Rubbing his hands in twisted glee, Chuffy leaves the chiefs hut. The excitable of the upcoming party and fire adding a decisive bounce to his steps.

Chuffy narrows his eyes at Greta.

"Chuffy not need to be big and stong. Chuffy is sneaky stab, kill horse without it knowing it!"

Chuffy continues his aerial swipes, displaying his dexterity in a very... gobliny way.

Chuffy stands slightly away from the other goblins, his eyes scanning for any mischief to cause or fires to start. The dogslicer in his hand picks away at one of the many boils on his face, pus swelling from the piercing it causes into it.

"Chuffy is bored. When we get to make with fire and stabbings?"

Moving the blade away from his face he makes several dextrous swings in the air.

"Stab! Stab! And the horse is dead!"

Chuffy Lickwound ready to go. Let me know if you need my PFS number.