The Guardian looks at the Bonesetter blackly from its hollow eye-sockets as it painfully shoves the protruding bone-stubs back beneath its armor with splintering cracks. You aren't sure if Ezekiel's devastating blow or the tone of his jibe fuels the creature's anger. It swings the iron rod in a lazy circle, building up momentum, and practices the common tongue, speaking the words without recognition, "Bahhd. Dahwwgg." It punctuates the sentence by whipping the rod at a stunning speed right towards the Apothecary's head.
Ez doesn't even have time to dodge the blow. The iron rod crushes his arm into the socket, destroying both, then it deflects upwards, catching him across the cheek. The bones of his face shatter and his head is smashed sideways, down onto his other shoulder. Necks aren't meant to do that. Ezekiel's spine snaps in three places. He keels over sideways from the force of the blow and hits the floor bonelessly - dead or nearly so.
Before the body even drops, the Guardian steps away and turns its implacable non-gaze on the Scoundrel, "Bahhd. Dahwwgg."
OK, Ez is way past -CON so... dead. Ez, if you have 2 Hero Points you can Cheat Death at the end of the round.
ORDER: Guardian, Jak, Lyrica, Ezekiel (dead), Marcus, Aerik
MAP: The Last Guardian (updated)
A's HPs: 8|24
E's HPs: -27|18 DEAD
J's HPs: 19|19
L's HPs: 7|27
M's HPs: 9|25 -1 DEX
All - IC
Lyrica - Enlarged
~ Bad Guys ~
HIT: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 29 Crit?
Confirm: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (19) + 9 = 28 Ugh, oh boy...
DAM: 8 + 5 + 1d8 + 5 + 1d8 + 5 ⇒ 8 + 5 + (6) + 5 + (8) + 5 = 37