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Ta mate! How did you know I was hungry?! Just for that, I'd happily shuffle along a beach with you! =D

Thanks for the tip, you guys.

lol! Thought you might like that game AberZombie!

Can't believe this tread isn't up yet!
Anyone play Zombies!!! ?

23 saves v disintergration! Too funny!

lol Shiny!
For the two of you not in the know (hi mum and dad) youtube search " d&d phb psa "

Mix with your fav cola drink, stir well and enjoy!

+ 1, nawww!

TPK involving ONE octopus:
I was DM, 1st lv game v3.5.

Set scene: after long overland moving, party comes to a river and can see a town in the distance. Party follows river towards town. One rule nazi type player decides we marched overland for x ammount distance. We need to drink.
OK, now I'm not one to argue with rule nazi's, (my being one also), I told the party that the river looked fresh and inviting with all manner of wildlife living around it.
"What animals do we see?"
And I listed marine animals from the back of the Monster Manual trying hard to display a traquil scene.
And then I made the mistake of saying ..."and you see an octopus."
This put the party into a yelling frenzy to this day I don't know why.
Rouge: "I rush into the water to kill it!" and promptly slips in the mossy rocks, fails Fort and slips into the water unconcious.
Octopus: squirt ink and prepares to move away from loud splash.
Fighter: "I rush into the ink cloud!"
Octopus grapples.
The following begins one by one TPK.
Fighter: "I run up onto the bank so i can see the octopus and hit it with my axe". Octopus firmly attached to his leg, he swings with all his might, critical miss, cleaves off own leg and hits neg levels.
Cleric: "I rush in to help the fighter, but first I want to remove the "threat". Attempts to kick the animal into the water again. He sucessfully kicks the octopus, which lands right where the wizard is, dragging out the rouge.
Wizard: "Ahh! Flying octopus!" and is attacked due to the octopus now being angry.
Octopus: Sucessful hit, drops wizard to neg levels. Wizard slips into the water.
Cleric: "I'm going to KILL the crap outta that Octopus!", charges, swings his mace at the water and splashes himself in the face, and gets water and ink in his eyes. "Ahh! Can't see!"
Cleric then attempts to stumble up to the bank, trips on the wizard's dying form hits his head on the same rock that took down the Rouge.

Moral: Don't screw with octopi and just have a damned drink!

Bad timing, for me! Just switched jobs AND moved house! I will want to make it for the next time you guys play, so for me, no dice!

Sorry.

LOL! Great to see this amount of interest.

vampiric_badger@hotmail is my lair, add me. I look forward to talking to you all.

I'm good to play a Cleric.

Bad jokes abound, as I'm from Down-Under(dark) (Australia)

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
It was dead
Why did the 2nd koala fall from the tree?
It was stapled to the 1st
The 3rd koala?
Thought it was a game
The 4th?
Peer pressure
Why did the kangaroo die?
Koalas kept falling on his head.

Why did the plane crash?
The pilot was a platapus.

Why did Jim fall off his bike?
He had no arms
Why did Jane fall of her bike?
Someone threw a fridge at her.

I hail from the (Central) Sword Coast. I have a valiant steed (crappy car) so I can get to the New Castle with minimal Random Monster's to dispatch.

Ahem...enough of that: I play v3.5, 4e and other d20 games. I've dabbled in a little WoD also. I'm a player/DM, so we'd be covered for a DM.

Any gamers interested in this area of starting a group?

...and the next game will be the...? More than likely, I will attend.

As of now, put me down as a yes. Just unless nothing else comes up till then and now.

LOL! I put up Celeste due to the "Who's your favourite Dungeon character" thread. I'll get about changeing her.

25th, I am running a game. Otherwise, I'd be in.

vampiric_badger@hotmail.com is my lair...wipe your feet and mind the mess. All gamers welcome to add me.

Baldur's Gate soundtrack...of corse.

Taken from the splat book "Sword and Fist": "Good Sir, you bar me from my sworn duty. Either draw your sword or stand aside!"

And some of my own: "What occurs in the Underdark, remains in the Underdark", last words of Lady Anastasia, Aasimar Paladin.

"It's 'cos I'm small, in'it?! Well, I'll show them!", last words of Skye Appledimple, Gnome Barbarian.

"They shall fall", last words of Nephis Jacerryl, Thayan Knight (squaring of 3 Dracoliches. Alone).

"They won't notice my movements", last words of Lilypad Merrytopple, Halfling Spy.

"I am at least twice as powerful as thier spellcaster", last words of Ara'deth, Drow Sorceress.

"Stand and deliver!", last words of Captain Hacathra Seabreeze, Pirate/Highwayman (speaking to a succubus desguised as a noblewoman).

I would also be interested. Perhaps for us new to the site, there could be a way to get in direct online contact, possibly via email, or if you have your own site?

Even though I don't like AoW (Heretic!), I love the Worm Food. Down time and behind the scenes for said AP.

Yeah, *SIGH*. That certain Cleric of WeeJas, shall we just say T.S. or too much info. Anyway, I agree, (as does EVERYONE else) ;)

I'm still studying over my ressurection scrolls...

From TWO AP's (SCAP + AoW) it's got to be Celeste. A Ghaele Eladrin who pretends to be a rouge while actually an investigator. You can find her latest exploits in #129.

Celeste: helping your PC's since SCAP.

With out my chainshirt, dastana and bastard sword (two handed wield) where would my Aasimar paladin be? Or my Human Anti-Paladin/Thayan Knight, Gnome Barbarian, Halfling Rouge, Elf Pirate....???