Male Caucasian Scout 3 Snoop 1
Where are we again? Are we in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iran? Seeing the pickle that Mac is in, he calmly walks up to the guards and proffers a cigarette and says in Russian, "Comrades, you would not happen to know where a man could go find some ladies in this town, now would you?" Take 10 Networking +4 = 14
Male Caucasian Scout 3 Snoop 1
Smith says, "Cigar and I will procure a vehicle, see you and for f!~&'s sake be discreet. Relay that to the others." Only if Mac and I end up being alone and looking for a vehicle Smith whispers to Mac, "I suggest we message Al-Salahar and have him pick up most of them or Luxumburg. They are either incompetent or I smell bushwhack."
Male Caucasian Scout 3 Snoop 1
Smith extremely frustrated with these clowns says, "This is a recce. You do not need any of that crap. You may as well run around in shining armor or wear hats that say incursion team in the local dialect. My first command is to buy civilian clothing. Cameras and hand held tape recorders."
Male Caucasian Scout 3 Snoop 1
Smith looks at these people and says, "
Russian Spoiler: Excellent. Names must be left. You are an apple, coriander, garlic, rye, caviar, parsnip, plantain and yam. We want the Russians to be accused if they notice us. Got it!
Male Caucasian Scout 3 Snoop 1
Smith waves his hand in the air and says, "Meh... If I were a Better man, I may be more concerned about your idyll threats. General Ouremov was pathetic... it is easy to kill people who are not expecting it. Majors also underestimated us. Are you going to Burn us as well... or better said try to burn us. You did not answer my question. I have survived over a decade in a hot war zone, so unless you become more candid with us, we are going to leave."
Male Caucasian Scout 3 Snoop 1
Smith laughs and says, "I do have to say I am leaning with the idea of us slottin' the lot but on the other hand, It might could be fun to meet with these folks and see what kind scratch is on offer. I do have to say taking orders is not our forte. I'll wear the hood but no other shit, deal?"
Male Caucasian Scout 3 Snoop 1
Smith says, "Удачи!" to the general as he is taken away. mith smiles, "Sorry for the subterfuge but the Hind may be a flying tank but those Migs could have taken us down. Sure, I can definitely draw for you the layout of the place and how to get there. As we in the SAS say, 'he who dares, wins'"
Male Caucasian Scout 3 Snoop 1
Smith says to the aide, "Great, I look forward to seeing the director." He switches back to the General and says, "Ok, who is your direct contact? Because, you do not seem like a stupid man, so I won't treat you like one. The second our chopper crossed into Pakistani space you were doomed. Not to say my friend and I are not interested, which we are. So MT
Male Caucasian Scout 3 Snoop 1
Smith turns back to the General and says, "Maybe your organization has a great deal of sway and maybe it is the greatest thing since sliced bread but I remain unconvinced. What I see is a bunch of incompetent jokers pretending to run the game but in reality get thwarted time and again by two soldiers. I think general it is time to give us some information and strengthen your sales pitch. Who are these people? Why are they so idiotic? What are their goals? I mean I can keep killing your operative ad infinitum. Got Majors, got the team in Paris, kidnapped the Captain's wife under your noses. See general, I have been killing since I was 18 years old. I quite enjoy it. I have run up and down two continents or wait now three. So give me some reasons, why I should not let my good friend AL-Salahar show you a whole new meaning to the word pain." 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18
Male Caucasian Scout 3 Snoop 1
Smith says to Mac off to the side in a whisper, "We do not need him, we know where the cave is. If he does not start giving us real actionable stuff soon, we let the fingernail pullers have him. We got the Hind, we are looking at a promotion for that alone and then general is gravy. Also, I am not really in the mood to make enemies of the Pakistanis, unless we make a deal with Salahar."
Male Caucasian Scout 3 Snoop 1
Mac did not roll an assistance to my second thing, which could have cut it down. Smith says, "Well I do not join organizations blindly. If we were interested in joining up with you I would need more information than just your word. You have already changed your tune about this invitation twice. So I cannot even come close to believing you are not just lying to avoid a Pakistani prison and torture. Your Gulags are bad but their prisons are on a whole other level. So, you can try to convince us on the justness and point of your organization or rot." 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12 |