Tim Tam the Horse's page

Moved here 8 years ago. One group of kids in 8 years. And I was so looking forward to giving away all this fentanyl rather than sell it at a high profit to repeat customers.

Neighs majestically

Hey man, got some tranq?

lisamarlene wrote:

I learned today that Worcestershire sauce is labeled as 'Salsa Inglesa" for Spanish language packaging.

I want to add a bubble to the label that reads something like, "Made with 100% English people!"

Ah, like Tim Tams are made from Australians.

"Just give it to me straight, like a pear cider Worcestershire sauce that's made from 100% pear Englishfolk."

Neighs triumphantly as he rears up, heroically inspiring three new biscuit variations while sending thousands of Australians to an early grave.

Neighs heroically from atop the hill as he makes his heroic escape.

Neighs triumphantly, spawning three new Australian cookies and hitting Brad Pitt in the testies.

Neighs triumphantly from Captain Yesterday's shopping basket.

Bursts in neighing triumphantly, inspiring another three candy bars in Australia.

Runs dramitcally into thread, kicks Tommy Hilfiger in the crotch, neighs majestically, and strikes a heroic pose.

*Rears up triumphantly*