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Belt of teeth? That ain't good for nothin' more than a rude awakening during an occasional itch! My suggestion?? Get yourself a combat trained Tiger! Over here at Tigers "R" Us we sell quality, unused tigers fresh from the Mwangi Expanse! The only encounter they've had with people was at the end of a pointy spear, so they're mighty feisty! Remember folks, if you're looking for overpriced dentition, that's your business. But if you're looking for a designated mauler, that's our business!!
Well, sure, that's because TigerMart sells de-fanged domesticated overbred lap tigers! They ain't good for nothin' more than pettin'! But over here at Tigers "R" Us we sell quality, unused tigers fresh from the Mwangi Expanse! The only encounter they've had with people was at the end point of a spear, so they're mighty feisty! Remember folks, if you're looking for a cheap Tiger, that's your business. But if you're looking for a designated mankiller, that's our business!! |