GoatToucher wrote:
 Ah!  There he is!
:takes up T-QIJ and places him in a steaming silver teapot.  Cries of torment ensue:
I must say, they do make for a most refreshing brew.  I like mine with a twist of lemon!
:tiny, agonized screams: 
eeeeeeeeeeee, if I fart hard enough, this hot tub turns into a jacuzzi!