Death 1 - A crit from a magus, what Hostile waters they were!
Death 2 - A lesson well learned, never go down a hole in a sewer where the mounds of garbage shamble about!
Death 3 - Though the Song of the Sea Witch is beautiful, getting grappled by a tentacle monster and having them hold you underwater while stabbing you with a spear definitely is not...
Death 4 - The opera was nice until a cleric with a critical heavy pick decided to crash the party with their many hungry friends.
Death 5 - A horrible pallid plague was attacking the country side, like any good Paladin, I must go out and help end it. Even if there happens to be two very angry diseased bears that have an explosive personality in the way.
Death 6 - Large horrible black tentacles are a thing in the infernal vaults below the ground. And I believe it is best described as bad touch.
Death 7 - The Dragon Shall Be Scaled! And the paladin swallowed....
Death 8 - The Rebel had its ransom... and a sea hag can hold it's breath longer than a dwarf under water in a maze.
Death 9 - I think the greatest Heresy of Man is the discovery of spell called deeper darkness and how that benefits duel weapon rogue surrounded by characters that never experienced such a "neat" tactic.
Death 10 and 11 - Then again another heresy would be fighting two sarlacc's in the desert and then discovering how a rod of wonder can benefit a NOW large size monk...
Death 12, 13, and 14 - We entered into the dread realm of a fell-knight queen. And we learned that plant monsters can crash a wedding, Water Elementals are best fought not in the water, and Dryads with Tree stride in a under-defined environment with 2 negative levels and a bestow curse is just dumb.
Death 15 - What a year for the shadowlodge it was. Particularly with dragons in a surprise round!
Death 16, 17, and 18 - There is a dark place in a round mountain I know. Where Gugs roam wild and free. But most of all there is a dragon in the deep that has a new suit of armor and two tallies on my soul.
Death 19 - Oh and the pagoda we nice as well, until the Crystals started moving...
Death 20 - So there is a sea cave I know where a dragon lives down below. The tournament was a bland, the tapestry was grand, but several horrid wilting on a boat were unplanned!
And then there is the seeker play, but that is a tale for a different time!
