| Full Name | 
					The Totally-Real-And-Not-A-Cheap-Imitation-Sebastian  | 
				
			
			
				
					| Race | 
					A Real Unicorn  | 
				
			
			
			
			
			
			
				
					| Special Abilities | 
					Mimic Acidic Tongue
  | 
				
			
			
				
					| Alignment | 
					Lawful Good  | 
				
			
			
				
					| Deity | 
					Whatever one the real Sebas- I MEAN I worship  | 
				
			
			
				
					| Location | 
					San Diego, apparently generally  | 
				
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
		
	 
	
		About The Totally Real Sebastian
		I am the Totally Real Sebastian, not some cheap imitator, and any evidence to the contrary was probably planted by Cosmo in order to discredit me.