Sweater Golems are commonly created by less than all-powerful wizards as guardians to clothing vaults and places with a lot of breakable objects that less snuggly Golems might inadvertently destroy. They are also occasionally used as safe nap locations for children or cats, with the sweater golem appearing as only a pile of outdated sweaters until its charge is endangered.
Attacks: Slam +14 melee (2d6 nonlethal + Itchiness)
Itchiness: Fort DC 15, Onset Immediate, Frequency 1/round for 6 rounds, Subject cannot take any actions other than scratching for 1 round. Treat as nauseated. Cure: 1 Save.
"If you want to destroy my Sweater Golem, hold this thread as you run away."