Sebastian wrote:
 Bring it, you nickel-plated lizard.  As you may know, I was already declared the winner of every fight ever in the history of these boards.  When I'm finished with you, you'll be crying in the shower wondering why the lavendar scent won't wash away from your skin and considering how exactly you will explain the horseshoe shaped scars all over your body.   
I give you the Seal of Approval.