The distinctive sound of money fills the air. A quasi-real figure appears before you, its face obscured by a thick fog of bureaucracy.
"Howdy! Let's see how much MONEY you got!"
It then shows you a list of all the treasures you found.
Gold found: 600 gp, 4 sp
"The prices listed are what you will get for selling each item, or half of its market price," it explains helpfully. "If there's anything you want to keep, let me know. Everything else will be sold for lots of MONEY!!"
It glances at Talos, still suffering from poison. "Yeesh...you might wanna keep that Lesser Restoration potion, buddy. Or you could just look for a cleric who can cast it, and save some MONEY!!"