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I immediately take pictures on my PDC in the direction of the scream!
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Spoiler: have both lasers drawn and slide into a corner and duck
EDIT: man I hate when I post a message AFTER you post a new message and I don't see it!!! "How much longer will you be needing our services Homer-G-DUF?" Accesses PDC punches a few keys
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Start a 5-minute self-destruct countdown timer on my PDC...in case I don't make it out of the dark alive... punch in a few more lines of text Spoiler:
are there any secret society symbols I could use to see if Homer is a commie? "I hear commies are afraid of the dark." Spoiler:
worked last time, so I'll take a few pictures then, when no ones looking Spoiler:
put my PDC away Spoiler: what's the arrangement of the compartment?
"Stop lugging it on your shoulders and use the wheels..."
"Computer, my team is still with Citizen Homer-G-DUF. Should I dispatch part of my team to deliver the bot, and have the other half of the team continue to escort Homer-G-DUF." ""All Hail the Glory of the wise and omnipotent computer" Spoiler: Bootlicking! uh-oh
*also accesses PDC to check the time* "It's actually the orange citizen, the green citizen is in a higher clearance area running his own errands."
Spoiler: What did Tim light his smoke with? was it a lighter-I? like I used to have? or IR-Matches
"BOO"! As Boris spring ups! "Gotcha!"
It was my bosses BDay t'day too...heh
Spoiler: What security clearance is that spoon, must be at least Orange it does have 2 "O"s in it...Sp-O-on??? And it was at an underground market...or is it like IR clearance? Is it a special spoon?? like a coke spoon? or a grapefruit spoon? Solid silver or titanium?
"Thanks Tim, I owe you one!" "Those cancer-lites?" get's all bugged-eyed "Urk!!!" Falls off the box and twitches Spoiler: Then I lay there playing dead
"I wonder, you might be able to use your spoon to make your grenade fly farther..." Boris then demonstrates with his imaginary spoon and an imaginary grenade, and then points at how much farther it went in his mind... "See sound principle, you should try it with a grenade"
"I wonder, you might be able to use your spoon to make your grenade fly farther..."
"Halt, we will ALL be at this location when the Orange citizen returns!" "I'm sure Horton will be here in 21 seconds or less..."
"Thanks Tim!" pops the top on the B3, and has a refreshing drink of Bubbly brew... "I owe you one" "Luckily I found a weapons stall with some nice Red clearance weapons for sale, right there" points to the stall nearest them
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are spoons IR or Red clearance? "Nice....spoon"
Then I rush back to the lift! When you return Boris is sitting on the box, picking the stuff out of my nails with his shiny new knife. With a sword strapped to his hip. Spoiler: I attach one of the red-painted false barrels to the extra pistol body and put it in my overalls.
Spoiler: I'll get both red-painted barrels, and the soap, did I get the other Red-clearance stuff? I'll get one less standard red barrel also, to make up for the price, since I think that about taps me...
Tru, you should read back posts...
Spoiler: actually can I get some red painted higher level laser barrles? or any plantable higher level items?
Drags the box to the nearest stall, and buys, Spoiler:
extra laser body and 3 barrels. brass knuckles, knife, sword, and 2 grenades, all red gear cost 300creds Also, I'll buy a 6-pack of B3 and some yum yum bars then hurry back to the lift
Uh-huh...wish I had known that BEFORE...
"Permission to shop granted, meet back here in 8 minutes, so we'll all be here When Citizen Barneby returns. I will stay here while you all shop. Get me a B3 cola please." "Tru, I will watch the bot crate so you can shop" I will sit on the crate OOC: you had changed that post on me. Spoiler: paranoia anyone?
"Very well Citizen!" "Let us depart" OOC: is the other orange citizen still with us?
"That is correct Horton, but then again, said citizen would then be responsible for your condition"
"Sir, it won't be much longer, I wouldn't want one of my troubleshooters to offend your olfactory senses"
Spoiler: CHECK MISSION CLOCK...Actually I'll access the Mission clock quite often, so if you can just keep me updated.
accesses PDC "No, Hygiene is important, we wouldn't want to be killed by traitors because we were too distracted by one of our own" Spoiler: This way if we fail the mission, I have a scapegoat MWUAHAHAH
Steps away from Horton "Hygiene officer, perform a full check on Horton, something stinks"
"Excellent..." Spoiler:
paranoia spoila and if that happens then... Spoiler:
paranoia spoila if not then... Spoiler:
paranoia spoila "All hail the Computer!"
Pulls PDC, aims it at Horton "Horton, holster your weapon" "Happiness Officer, find something for Horton to take the edge off" Spoiler: gather evidence of insubordination
"You are correct Tim...errrr" pauses to think "Tru." OOC:
"Inspect away Hygiene officer." "I think I may need some deodorant and some sanitizer for my laser wound."
"That citizen",points to the Green citizen "the one we were sent to escort, the one I said to protect, when our" Kicks corpse"dead traitor here attempted to kill us all" "Your tone to the Team leader is also insubordinate" Accesses PDC Spoiler: Report to Internal Security to review last minutes conversation between Boris-R-LOF-2, and Horton-R-TPK-2, for insubordination, and request what punishment to inflict upon him. second, report him for Dereliction of Duty, and failure to obey orders, during an attempted murder of a Green and Orange citizen by an Orange citizen
Grimacing in pain "Not much of a firefight, since I don't have my laser out Horton." "By the way Horton, your primary mission is as a troubleshooter, your secondary mission is as Recording officer...don't let that cloud your vision as it did in this mission, you completely neglected your duties to protect the citizen...Loyalty Officer is that a fineable offense?"
Spoiler: I was of course doing my corrosive touch prior to attempting to give him pills.
Access PDC: Call medsquad for our fallen Happiness Officer "Here Logan, take some pills to take the edge off the pain"
I'll try to find some of his happy pills to ease the pain Spoiler: and nail him with my corrosive touch when I give them to him
Spoiler: Does the corrosive gas have the same effect as my corrosive touch, so I could off Logan inconspicuously
I blast a hole in the window opposite me, then one opposite me diagonally in an attempt to create a suction on the opposite side of the cabin from me
As Tim....err Logan starts to move, I roll away from him...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, oh my god I'm crying I'm still at work trying not to laugh my ass off!!! looks at Tim "Errrr, oops...Logan" "Citizen Get to the farthest part of the transbot for your protection"
so now Spoiler: "Tim, jump on the grenade"
I'll grab Logan and throw him on the grenade, as I say, Edit: Spoiler: LOL!!! and I really am Laughing out loud about that one!!
clarification: Spoiler: Wouldn't shooting a laser at a window just cause it to have a hole in it? What's really funny is I almost told Logan, I didn't need to know his name to order him to jump on a grenade
do those windows open? as a plane's windows do not...if they don't open then I'll go with option number 1. Spoiler: if this seems infeasible, then I'll try to knock it near the green and orange citizens
Boris jumps to his feet, (if there are no windows in the transport) draws his laser, and attempts to blast the grin off his face and hopefully have the grenade drop at his feet so I can throw the corpse on top of it. (if there are windows) then attempt to knock it out a window, then blast the grin off his face... Spoiler: are these new memories surfacing? since you said I didn't remember before
"Right, Logan, not Tim...your voices sound similar, and I wasn't looking at you" Takes a picture of Logan...not Tim Types into his PDC Spoiler:
tap tap tap then Spoiler:
tap tap tap also Spoiler: can I get a B3 cola on this transbot? If not, I suggest to the computer that vendo-matic bots should be installed in every transbot to assure the capitalistic spending in our fair Alpha Complex
"Acrobats of OID sector?" says Boris, completely puzzled, "What are you talking about Tim?" Accesses PDC Spoiler: look up Acrobats of OID, then contact the computer regarding the strange behavior of the transport
"As I, Boris-R-LOF-2, have not been active for long enough to have even been on time, I can't see how that can be considered treasonous sir, I did my due diligence as soon as my mind was clear enough to comprehend I was accessing the information and getting the team here as soon as possible." "Sir"
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