Famous Last Words: "Gespacho Soup!" as he's about to be splattered
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I don't like the looks of some of those shelves. Spoiler: how does my corrosive touch work? is it obvious?
"Good job Equipment officer! How were you able to get our equipment order processed?"
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oooo Heads to collect the team after the invasive scrub-down
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Da Comrade, it is a good plan Heads back to PLC outfitting, catching the nearest Shuttlebot.
Spoiler: HAHA as much as I do? nothing? You left it that we didn't know what our mission was, and never told me or anyone.
Spoiler: All hail the computer comrade *wink*
Spoiler: Perversity point to try to get out of it, as I have no knowledge of the previous incident, I plead innocence due to already having been brain-scrubbed
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GRUMBLE gravelly voice "Sing-a-long troops, from where you are" "Equipemtn Officer, hold our place in line, while singing your loudest" TAKES A HALF A STEP, with my foot still in line TOWARD THE CITIZEN OPENS HIS MOUTH AND LEANS FORWARD
*gulp* i didn't notice that other post while i was typing that one!!! oh well!! LOL
Turns to the Yellow citizen without stepping out of line *in a scratchy voice- one that sounds sore from yelling not being sick* Greetings Citizen, Glorious day, I don't think we're the ones you're looking for, I think I heard some beautiful singing in the back of the line though. *crack voice* All Hail the computer!
Spoiler: Well since I don't have the full number I'm guessing the second number., not the timer...besides, not completing a mission due to time is a perfect way to fail a mission and thwart the computer.
"We need to get outfitted for our mission, show the clerk the number." "Horton-R-TPK-2 you're comm officer." "Welcome Back Tim-R-GUN-2"
Immediately gets in line, even with the fleeing people, Equipment Officer, Front and Center!
Continues typing on his PDC Spoiler: Aim the PDC at Logan and record, too many unfamiliar words, I suspect he's been treasonous, and if not me, then who?
A $%^&#, A $%#& and a #$%^$&& walk into the #$&$%...the #$^#%^& says #$%^$%&# and IntSec swarms in to terminate the traitors!!!!
How about this one? A citizen walks into a non-sanctioned drinking establishment full of Internal Security...The clonebank gets a call to activate a new clone.
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paranoia kills x5...then you re-roll of course then I Spoiler:
attempt to do a data search on any treasonous activity related to Tim in the last few minutes. and then Spoiler:
more hidden messages that drive others cray taps some more on his PDC Spoiler:
how much does a B3 (bouncy bubble beverage) cost? "Team remember to spend spend spend! It's treasonous to hoard credits!" Spoiler: more useless spoilers to increase paranoia
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Boris determines the only way to destroy the computer is to becomea high programmer SMILES "THANK YOU Logan...that will be enough of those kind of jokes...honestly Logan, a robot, a clone and a mutant slamming face first into a bar, and then talking to it is highly dubious, and how did the bar talk? too many happiness drugs tainted by a communist plot?" *types on his PDC*
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Yes Computer I will destroy the commies, of course as a red trouble shooter I can't investigate communists as far as I could if I were an orange citizen, please resend the mission number, all hail the computer! "Shuttlebot! What treason has Tim-R-Gun commited?"
Spoiler: Ask the Computer to resend the number, as the number is obscured.
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Ummm...uh oh...is that meaning the timer runs out in 2 minutes or 2 seconds? "Team report to the Outfitter immediately! Tim-R-Pro is on his way! HUP HUP HUP HUP"
"Shuttlebot! After dropping us off return to pick up the Troubleshooter that fell off. Do not run over him." "Now, let's get equipped, Tim will catch up!"
"Happiness Officer! Let's alleviate any trepidation about our assignment with some levity...Tell some jokes!"
Lets the happiness drugs do their work in his newly scrubbed brain Grins like he just got promoted, since that's one of the few things he remembers strongly
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