"Absolutely, sir." Talia responds with sincerity. "I am happy to offer you our finest private room. Will you be joining us for dinner this evening as well? Forgive me, Sir, but who do I have the pleasure of addressing?"
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Yardix standsup straight I am know as the Comedic Legend of jokes! No man can beat me in a challenge! "I have no doubt that you are a very fun man, but you must have a name? If you want to stay in the Inn, I need to put you in the books as something other than 'the Comedic Legend'. So do you wish to stay in the bunkroom or do you prefer to get your own private room, Mister Comedic Legend of jokes?"
"I've never seen Lockstar act that way. He seems rather affronted by your challenge. Well, maybe it will bring in some more business to the Inn." Turning to Yardix, the innkeeper asks, "So, what do you call yourself, young man?"
"Please let me introduce you all to Lockstar. He is stays here at the Wise Piper as our resident entertainer." "Do you think you have a bed that could fit a man of a larger stature, such as myself, i've had some bad experiences in the past if you know what I mean." "Indeed you are rather tall, but I have just the right bed in mind for you. I will see that you are most comfortable. As such though, would you be willing to pay for a private room?"
"Well, you've come to the right place! We have plenty of comfy beds here at the Wise Piper. We also have the famous comedic bard, Lockstar the Great, performing in the common room tonight. You are all welcome to come. So would you like a private room or to share with others in the bunk room?"
"G'day, Boys. Sorry about the door. I've been meaning to get that fixed. So, what can I do for you?" |