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Yep, cupcake cooking contests, looking at someone and getting them pregnant, etc... is definitely not traditional dungeons and dragons type stuff. It sounds very silly, like something my 10 year old daughter might come up with.

If you are adults playing an adult game, then I can understand why one of your players would confront you about this. The fact that he said your game is like a soap opera was actually kind in my opinion.

Ive played many a game with hundreds of players from around the US and not once have I had a GM introduce such frivolity.

I know that every gamer desires different things from the games they play, but human adults that get into this game normally do not want liches riding unicorns spreading good cheer to all around them.

I think your game might need that sticker on the side which reads, "for children 10 and younger..."

Black Tentacles? You need to have taken Web and the Tentacles CMB is based on your STR".

No offense, but this is one of worst ideas I have heard of. Tentacles CMB based on wizard str? Then damage for a fighter must be based off his INT right? (Yep, I didn't think you would like that)

Every wizard spell that emulates a combat maneuver has its cmb/cmd based off caster level + int mod. You would have to change all of them as a result of this suggestion.

Use common sense please.

Something awakened me after a year of bliss in hibernation...

Grrrrrrrrr

I have arrived, finally, to snuff this thread. By the power of troll skull, I smite thee. I spit my last breath at thee. I fart in you general direction and your mother was a hamster.