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About Stanis, The Baron of Beatdown

Stanis’s physique gives away his savage heritage, yet it also tends to hide his tactical cunning. Stanis is six and a half feet tall and weighs just a bit under two hundred and fifty pounds. He has long brown hair and tan leathery skin that bears witness to a rough life. His face is very expressive and each wrinkle has been entrenched through displaying its prescribed emotion. He is armored in a chain shirt and handles his greatsword with the ease of house broom. His stance and gate display confidence and daring. It has even been said that he can strut while sitting, a trick that has not endeared him to some.

Introduction: A large Kellid man in a rakish hat motions for his herald to introduce him. “Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the Baron of the Lower Tandack in West Sehir. He is newly wed to the elderly Baroness, but I can assure you that they are deeply in love and he in no way married for her money and title. On another note, he has planned her wake and you are all invited. It will be full of whores and whisky, the way she would have wanted it. But the Baron is not without portfolio on his own. He is the owner of a mercantile store in Cassomir, which is certainly not a cover for his illicit activities. He owns his own ship, which is not used for smuggling or blockade running. He is a pious man that does his community service at the temple of Gorum, where he helps underprivileged children that are absolutely not a Halfling gang that does his bidding. He is also a member of the Lion Blades, a secret and clandestine organization, which he tells everyone about wherever he goes. He can strut while sitting down and he puts the massage is misogyny. Without further a due, I present the Baron of Beatdown, Lord Stanis!”