"Well, folks, looks like our time here is coming to an end," Squawzo announces into his comm. "You've been a great audience. You can catch my next appearance at Absalom Station. 'til then, keep it skittery! Squawzo out!"
The skittermander drops his comm and heads for the ship.
Squawzo draws his laser pistol and picks out a drone.
"Down that one first!" He cries as he aims a bluish-tinged drone.
Get 'Em! You single out an enemy for you and your allies to focus your attacks on. This concentrated assault weakens that enemy’s defenses. Select a creature within 60 feet that you can see. That creature takes a -1 circumstance penalty to AC and Reflex saves until the beginning of your next turn.
Lead by Example If you attack the target you select before the end of your turn, you reveal a weak point in your foe’s defenses. You gain a circumstance bonus to damage rolls against the target equal to 1 + half your Charisma modifier, and your allies gain a +1 circumstance bonus to damage rolls against the target.
Reflex:1d20 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9 I think I am out of Hero Points. If I happen to have one, I will use it. The crit fail puts him at Dying 2 Reflex w/unconscious:1d20 + 8 - 4 ⇒ (13) + 8 - 4 = 17 Dying 3
The being points to themself and says "Glerak-Akk-Totho-Sorak," then jabs an appendage at their own chest again and says firmly, "Glerak!"
Squawzo tries to be helpful, discerning the language. He thinks, he notices a pattern. "Four words. First word. Two syllables. Rhymes with, 'Glerak'? Could it be 'flack? No, I mean, 'snack'?"
"No need to kill it! It is just a bit upset, I think." says Squawzo as he reaches for his pulsecaster pistol.
Interact
"Observe!" He fires at the lone creature.
Get 'Em! You single out an enemy for you and your allies to focus your attacks on. This concentrated assault weakens that enemy’s defenses. Select a creature within 60 feet that you can see. That creature takes a -1 circumstance penalty to AC and Reflex saves until the beginning of your next turn.
Lead by Example If you attack the target you select before the end of your turn, you reveal a weak point in your foe’s defenses. You gain a circumstance bonus to damage rolls against the target equal to 1 + half your Charisma modifier, and your allies gain a +1 circumstance bonus to damage rolls against the target.
Squawzo heads over to the magitech consoles (A4) and is pleased to be greeted as a nufriend! Listening to Lovinetta's explanation, he replies"I agree! Neat! Always happy to help!" He reaches out, trying various switches, buttons, and knobs with his various hands.
Dentists? I don't get it... tough she still holds out a fist for squawzo to punch, with a fist of choice.
Squawzo eagerly returns a fist. "BUMP!" cries the skittermander.
"As for 'dentists'," he continues, his innate instincts to be helpful kicking in, "we were told this is a 'survey' mission, so I was conducting a survey--in this case, to determine how many of those present were dentists. According to a lot of ads that I have seen, dentists are frequently surveyed about questions and products, although there usually is one who does not agree with the others."
He turns to Hope with a smile, "Was this explanation helpful to you?"
Listening to Zeema, then replies, "You played a dentist? What are you playing now?"
He smiles, then says, "I don't know if this planet's got teeth, but a big mouth for chewing may explain why there is a big bubble around it."
Squawzo pauses for a moment, then turns to Hope. "Shall I explain that joke for you, too?" he asks, again trying to be helpful. "It involves bubble gum!"
"What a dour bunch." notes the purplish-furred skittermander lurking nearby. "Looks like this room could use a few laughs."
With one of his many hands, the skittermander retrieves a microphone shaped comm unit as he adjusts his hard light armor with another, which provides a spotlight effect on his face.
"Nufriends and Gentlebeings!" His voice echoes through the comm unit, before being cut off by unplanned feedback. He adjusts the settings and continues. "I don't mean to burst your bubble--but it seems something did just that to the planet Birnam! Am I right?"
"Just a litter reminder, the name's Squawzo--heavy on the 'awwwww' and lighter on the 'zo"--got to be careful, after all, lest some undead mogul goes off and sues me," declares Squawzo. "Now, I believe that we have a certain survey mission to do. How many of you are dentists? I'll take a show of hands."
Sorry for being late to the party, but ready to go.
