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Sergeant Schlock for the win! :)

"OMINOUSHUMMMMMMM!"

I read this as "Sargeant Schlong", which would be a great porn name.

~debates making an alias for this and decides against it~

No point in making a million aliases and that journey would begin with a single step... so I should avoid making that step.

Come on, just one. You can quit anytime you want, just ask Captain Yest... Hmm...

Maybe this should just be FAWTL with Spacefinder aliases.