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Group 2 We Be Goblins.
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

I know Darts had some ideas to keep it going when we were discussing it before maybe he can do it...
Group 2 We Be Goblins.
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

As far as I can see there are two options: A:) We stop. or B:) One of us takes over GMing...
Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

Yeah... What happened?
Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

GM, does Slicy or Hammy recognize the Goblins or at least the tribe they belong to?

Slicy follows her nose to find some yummy food or keeps walking until coming to a store window where she sees something that catches her eye. Hammy would gravitate towards a hardware store.
Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

"Or longshanker cut our ears and wese take their stuff cuz they steal our ears. HAHAHAHA!"

Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

GM: Perception to see if we know which Goblin tribe they are from. 1d20 ⇒ 13 and Hammy 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

"Me no understandies whys darts lovin dem longshankers?
Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

Slicy hands Hairy the Bear potion and says, "Bear juice for you! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! We go town and eat food... me hungries....

She then takes off like a bat out of hell with Hammy fast at her heels.
Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

I actually wanted a bugbear in the party

"Me Slicy, wanna come with? We see big funs, who gobs start burn burn?"
Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

Slicy walks up to the Bugbear and says What be happening?
Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

"We go Sandpoint nows!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!"

Slicy and Hammy start marching towards the little town.

On the way, "Darts, what cookies?"
Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

We could go to Magnimar or Sandpoint. I think the former would be more conducive for goblin adventuring.

Group 2 We Be Goblins.
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

Dont particularly like Goblins be we... doesnt have any uuummmph. Yo Chief, can you push us forward or what?
Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

Slicy drops some caltrops at the entrance of the tunnel and says We go Longshanks, now, HAHAHAHA!!!
Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

mese slicy, we go longshank town you come or no.

Hammy remembers witch in the old days.
Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

Hammy and Slicy emerge from the tunnel first and she says "Me no know you, what tribe be you?"

Hammy looks at the witch and scratches his chin to see if he remembers her or her tribe Knowledge Local 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 23

Just rp you know him or give your bg in a spoiler

Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

Slicy give her fireworks and now has a shiny new Masterwork Battleaxe.

Hammy steps up. [b] "Everyone go tunnel! It brin us Lost Coast Roads!!!!"[b]

He opens the tunnel and Slicy and he go in.
Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

Slicy's eyes light up in excitement and she says, "What wants for battleaxe?"
Group 2 We Be Goblins.
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

Kobold sounds cool to me.

Im not really feeling psionics neither.
Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

"Oks" Slicy then turns to the old goblin and says " Youse havesz special Battleaxe for mese? "

Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

Me got Vorka Witchystick! I think

Group 2 We Be Goblins.
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

Sorry everybody for the delay. I got the flu. I should be back to normal by friday
Another PC needed for a We Be Goblin Campaign (Spoilers Possible)

A really cool idea would be a Bugbear or Hobgoblin... or something... I am one of the players, it would be something Goblinoid and add a littlen flavor to the campaign
Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

Slicy sees the old hag of a goblin

Knowledge Local1d20 ⇒ 3
And she doesnt have the foggiest idea. "Me no know her, Pappa you look"

Then Hammy takes a look.

1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15
Group 2 We Be Goblins.
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

I would say we need some sort of magical help. either divine or arcane... Like a hobgoblin or bugbear character or something. I think that would be great, either way, I mean whether or not Korg continues. We meet him or her in sandpoint or on the ship wherever we go... We have two rogues, a fighter and a barbarian. What do y'all think?
Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

Slicy concerned looks out the window.

Perception 1d20 ⇒ 19
Group 2 We Be Goblins.
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

Thelast time I heard from him was Sometime in the afternoon Monday.
Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

Hammy turns to the younger goblin. "Nay, unless Gutwad comes self but he too fat an lazy, now."

Slicy jumps in, I wait till night, got father, no look us. No see Korgi since boat. Me still have loot"

Hammy gives a big s!++ eating grin, "We take tunnel to bridge then we go Longshank place other gobs no find for awhile, scribbleface knew tunnel, he dead cuz he read."
Group 2 We Be Goblins.
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

Hey, I decided to take Power Attack and I updated Hammy's stats. I made him a level 2 Expert, Chief if you want him to be level 1 or 3 just tell me.
Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

Hammy, Slicy's father answers, "Me and Scribbleface built all licktoad village, me head carpenter, architect and craftsmen. Me dug tunnell."

He looks up and says, "Me know Gutwad long time, he bad chief, me wanted to leave but my daughter too small to move away, now she big, now we adventure, yes?"

Slicy looks around. "Papa smart!"

Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

"Yes, me and my papa, Hammy, you let's us in, yes?"
Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

Slicy takes her share of the loot and waits until 2am or thereabouts and opens the door to her and her father's hut.

"We needs to goes!"

"Ok, the chief threatened me. We need go"

Hammy packs his backpack and his tools and a large amount of food. Hammy being the carpenter for the whole village opens a secret door that Slicy did not know about, underneath the secret door is the ground and a hidden tunnel. Hammy and Slicy descend into the tunnel and once there Hammy turns to Slicy, "Where we go now?"

"We go Darts then Sandpoint"

"Yes we take left tunnel, goes to Darts house, I built that too...HAHAHAHA!"

The two of them continue in the tunnel which is about chest high salt water till they get to a ladder that is inside the trunk of a tree.

"Dart's tree"

Slicy knocks on the secret entrance wall of Darts' house...
Group 2 We Be Goblins.
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

Hey,

should I stat out Slicy's father? I figure he could be the gear repairman or something.
Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

1d20 ⇒ 20 Slicy not only keeps her footing and shows off by doing a pirouette to boot.

Deal! We meets ur house

Slicy then unasses the ship most ricky tick, helps preparing the horse, dogs and so on.
Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

HAHAHAHAHA!!! We go Sandpoint and Longshanks make me QUEEN with juice, yes? HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

She thinks a moment about her papa.

"Me knows, we gos to tribe lates, I gets my papa and we then goes adventures"

She grabs the pearl pin, four pointy stars and some fireworks and her share of the gold.
Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

Me knows, somatimes de groups sof longshankers come in marsh and campy and attack licktoaders... Me come, but my pappa be killed we no go back... Mebbe's we kill chief, Yes?????"
Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

Slicy searches the room more thoroughly. Is there another door to open?

Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

"YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!"

Slicy searches the ape for any goodies, after a thorough search. She runs over to Darts and the fireworks.

"Open box!!!

Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

Slicy reflex save 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12

She takes her axe and is goin for the kill.

1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22 damage 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

She swings down deep, severing bone, muscle and sinew putting the monkey down.

"You dies!!!!!HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

Round 1

Slicy goes toe to toe with the gorilla and brings her axe in a diagonal swing at it and misses.

Attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
Damage 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7
Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

You may have to call the coroner

Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

Big Monkey die!!!!

She swings her axe at its head.

Quote:
Attack 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14 Damage 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8

Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

Slicy gives her Cure light wounds potion to Nuggle, "Bad place play game, big woof woof near, must kill, HAHAHAHA!!!!

Slicy looks, sees all in position, throws open door.

Attack 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14 Damage 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8
Initiative 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18
Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

GM

Spoiler:
He should be bleeding for being stupid, and I rolled a 20. Fair is Fair. Plus my character is b@#&$** crazy. I didn't kill him, he still has 3 points left and he should have known better due to our battle with Vorka. Anyway I would be happy with him getting knocked into the next wall taking a point or two of concussive damage but to let him get away unscathed is not cool.

Slicy with blood on her axe, "Clowns, we has real problems, woof woof in next room"

Slicy takes the eyeball sack and pours them on the ground in front of the door. She then makes some more pujil stakes with her dagger, sticks them in the floor, covers them with eyes and pours the blood bowl in front of the door as well.

"Darts, you caltrops, yes?"

Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

GM

Spoiler:
She is after all jumpy, Combat Reflexes 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 101d20 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 121d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20 damage with battleaxe 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8 the boy who cried wolf :) or its like juggling with a handgrenade, now thats funny
Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

"Me like humans, taste like frogs, halflings best, juicy, delicious....hmmmmm "

Is there anything else left to search before moving on to next room?

Slicy rummages through things, then listens at the door, if she doesn't hear anything, she opens the door.
Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

Darts, you liveds here, how many pets exvorka has?

She looks back and just see Korg with a completely befuddled look on his face and says "Korgi, les hunt us some food! "
Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

"We kill all ship , HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! We have dinner, HMMMMM"

Slicy carefully steps around the caltrops and walks through the door.

"Me laugh loudest! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

http://www.d20pfsrd.com/equipment---final/goods-and-services/weapon-and-arm or-accessories#TOC-Caltrops

Group 2: We Be Goblins
Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

Kickin' it Delta Force style!!!! I don't what we're waiting for

Slicy breaks the door in with her axe.

"We gettin dangerour!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I wrote breaks the door in
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