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And what could better liven up perpetual limbo than the sensual, throaty rasp of a gleaming slaxloflone, playing 'Careless Whisper'?

SKWAK blat HWEEE hnerkernerkernerk GNOOOKOOKUWÜÜ skiddlybiddly bop WAH.

Meanwhile, try to contain your passions as I honk through a sensual rendition of 'Smooth Operator'

Hnoook.

Doot doot doooot doooot doooot, doot doot dooty dooty doooot (etc.)

*Runs away, trousers around ankles, playing 'Yaketty Sax' with great enthusiasm*

*Honks their way through 'The Girl From Ipanema', stripped to the waist and writhing lasciviously*

Hrronk hfee hnf hnf huuurk

Hoogyhoonkhoonk, Hoogyhoonkhoonk,Hoogyhoonkhoonk, Hoogyhoonkhoonk, Hoogyhoonkhoonk hooonk, hoogyhoooooo.

*Flutters eyelashes. Wiggles hips*