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dis friend prolly just like being argumentative.

he not really argue the point. just like to mek you frustrated.

sum people just like to watch de world burn.

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Not my loot Nuketown boy.

Im stuck with elf daddy curved blade for eva.

besides, can always fix sundered weapon after kill the ugly holding it.

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See!

Now you too recognize de powwa of de elven curved blade in human hands.

elf daddy would be proud.

Sad panda wanna be really awesome trolly?

try dual wield 2 klar ^_^

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Old Heirloom weapon was overpowered because it was a TRAIT (by definition representing 1/2 a feat) that gave you 300 gold in weapon upgrade
AND weapon proficiency which in practice was always a weapon you couldn't already use so essentially a free feat. And on top of that an aditional +1 to hit.

in other words you started at level 1 with 300 free gold, a feat and +2 to hit.

the only limitation of the trait was that you were limited to one specific weapon but thats not a huge drawback as you can just pay to upgrade your weapon.

I am not saying it broke the game... but you have to admit it was way more powerful than traits were intended and was pretty much never used except to gain free first level access to a weapon you otherwise not purchase or weild effectively.

to be honest mechanically speaking current version is not horrible, you still get a free feat if you want and turning mundane to masterwork is super easy.

How would YOU balance the trait ICY? remembering that taits are supposed to be half a feat.

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damn Azaelas... you post that just as I was editing.

get rid of rich parents its too much anyway.

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if heirloom weapon is masterwork its like a trait that gives you 300 gold plus the other abilities.

another reason it was overpowered as MS mentioned.

but it is silly that the weapon that your basically stuck with is not even masterwork.

I think that as a trait they could have gotten away with just making the heirloom weapon trait give you a masterwork weapon of your choice then they could get rid of the rich parents trait and all would be well.

Lucky for me Im a sword masta. that mek me sword always do masta-work.

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Elf daddy teach me elf spek.

common not so good. I learn dat from da orc side.

another benefit of a cute human like me in elf town is I can be diplomat 'tween elf and orc. you know... neutral party, Elf daddy say human good at diplomacy.

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I just do this for fun. dont stress it, I have actually toned down her speech a bit. trying to find the right balance. Posting as me Blue_the_wolf is much too serious

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No-daichi is da cheep Tien knock off of elven curve blade.

got no +2 sunder defense lik mine.

an heirlomb gives me +2 sunder bonus so I brek you cheep knock off and win. ^_^

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Yea I like the no-dachi betta too but dont tell elf daddy

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Ravingdork wrote:

I knew what you meant Fayth.

Shol Khan wrote:

OH! OH!

I wanna be human with elf trait AND heirloom weapon trait to mek me more awesome.

I will be the MOST POWERFULL HUMAN IN THE WORLD with me uber elf sword.

How do you plan on getting weapon familiarity?

I tek Adoptive Parentage trait.

elf daddy raised me on accounta Im so cute. plus, raise a human much less responsibly, ja?

Elf daddy gimme curved blade heirloom weapon cuz I gotta smart mouth an always fightin'

Shol Khan become bestest swordy in da world.

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OH! OH!

I wanna be human with elf trait AND heirloom weapon trait to mek me more awesome.

I will be the MOST POWERFULL HUMAN IN THE WORLD with me uber elf sword.

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whut kinna cheaty face rat bwai use pre-errata when da new eratta so much betta?

... zat trolly enough? Im tired... no time for effort.

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Yea, some people just dont like fun.

^_^

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ja... but elf get to treat any weapon with elvin in its name like martial, so take a curved blade PWN! ^_^

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yes Im trolling this post is completely for fun, have fun with it

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yes thats an over blown heading just have fun with it

I was looking at the new version of heirloom weapon that came out last year.

heirloom weapon:

You carry a non-masterwork simple or martial weapon that has been passed down from generation to generation in your family (pay the standard gp cost for the weapon). When you select this trait, choose one of the following benefits:

proficiency with that specif ic weapon,
a +1 trait bonus on attacks of opportunity with that specific weapon,
a +2 trait bonus on one kind of combat maneuver when using that specific weapon.”

make an elf (so that curved blade is martial for you)
chose the heirloom weapon trait and take an Curved blade with +2 to sunder

you now have a

finessable d10 18x2 with +2 to CMB/D Sunder.

there is no greater weapon in the history of the game.

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Don' worry Tiago, wen I post as Shol its not dat important anyway.

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this is funny because believe it or not I AM Jamaican!

and truth be told we ACTUALLY use pronunciation respelling in net and text communications when we want to. trust me you would not even understand a word of actual Jamaican text speech, hell I barely do my self ^_^

But lis'in bredrin. dis bastadized simplified an easy peasy fa spits and shiggles. we not talkin' fate a' de world philosophy we chat bout game stuff an' when i use dis characta I talk like dis fu fun.

I dont really plan to use it much... I just been messing with it lately... only reason I used it after the second post was to mess with blackblood.

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Figglen sheng slorplah fgoloang stan florang quang yan diddily boo bong bang.

Blop.

Well BLOP ta you too fo shiggitty.

an a whop bop a-loo whop A whop bam boo while your at it ^_^

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I sorry but Im not sorry blackblood, don lik it, don read it.

ashram... finess katana be too crazy. Katana already have good-good ability. add one more mek too much powaful

Wakizashi c'n make blackblade, jus gotta tek 'eirlomb weapon trait. ... same wid katana to be tru.

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I notice you are purposefully misspelling everything.

Why?

I don' misspell nottin' I jus use pronunciation respelling to betta represent da langwitch an' attitude of me characta. me langwitch jus happen ta be sometin lik bastadized jamaican patois.

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You are also using 4chan and 13yr old Halo player slang.

Why?

I not 13 and never do 4chan me characta jus use dis slang when funny to use de slang. some time I jus mek it up.

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Wutz 'essentials' who is 'WotC' an' why you face so ugly?

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However, i do NOT put Charm spells anywhere NEAR that catagory. I'm a 'long-term' thinker. Torture will leave MUCH longer scars than a charm will.

Ja... but chicks dig da scars

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After a couple of hours, your mind/thoughts/opinions are returned to you and your non the worse for wear.
Ja... cept now you curl up in da corner wonder why you wuz screeming, "yea daddy give me more" instead'a tryin to fight.

me, I tek da beat down.

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After torture it will take a LOT longer to heal... and while you kept you 'free will' You can never play the guitar again... your face may be hideously scarred... you could be crippled... LOTS of 'painful' things that were done to you that you have to live with forever...

Why always gotta compare nice gentle charm person to da worst mos' crippling evil torture you can rekkon?

scales dont match. If you da kind to use dat kind of torture you prolly da kind to use charm person to mek me rape me kids, kill me mudder and eat me dog.

If dat da case I still tek da torture.

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I don' lik da stoopid dervish dance too cheaty face campy to me. mek str total ded stat.

dut dat just me.

Ja, Katana be da betta cuz katana c'n use wid two hand for normal hit den use wid 1 hand for da spell strik PWN!

Now dat I look at you stats I see why you want the dex weapon though... gess dat OK but so many dump stat mek me face cry.

next level me tek favor enemy min/max ^_^

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bladebound be da bette.

Bladebound mek magic through sword betta, Kensai tek magic away.

I tink it best to use bladebound, wid 'eirlomd weapon trait ta git a Katana.

dat some real kick butt cheaty face action right dere.

kensai not bad... just not best.

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dem no do dis no more. now sould mek skull 'n shackles or shattered star add on. gotta stay current... one trick pony become many good meals.

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I look forward to pathfinder 2.o but if this is gonna be .5 edition I'd rather see them just make an Ultimate Core which consolidates the important core changes that came from other books.

...

Or dey c'n mek dem big changes dat just piss people off an den i mek a new game called Awesome usin all deez rulz dat a'redy exist an you be play dat next year.

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catfolk aint cats any more than humans is monkeys. so catnip prolly dont work on them.

but if you want to roll play it for spits and shiggles give them something like

+2 dex, +2 str, -2 int, -2 wis and roll random action rolls so that when ever they try to do something they have a 75% chance of doing what they want to do and a 25% chance of doing something else

something else does not have to be bad like attacking an ally... maybe they want to attack the target but instead they grapple it and start nibbling its ears.

or maybe instead of shooting a bow they try to hoola hoop with it.

or they run around the bar offering sex to the person with the longest name.

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Im da ranger... it was bad, dead before i knowed it.