Male Human (Kellish) Bard 1 | HP 10/10 AC 14/11t/13ff | Perception +4, Initiative +1 I F+2/R+3/W+4
Dont look at me, Im just the muck covered archivast. The story is going to be about those two large fellows... your going to just be a footnote in history im afraid.
The indeed muck covered bard began dryly. A hundred baths wasnt going to clean this up.
Male Human (Kellish) Bard 1 | HP 10/10 AC 14/11t/13ff | Perception +4, Initiative +1 I F+2/R+3/W+4
He opened his mouth to continue the sing song made up song about ways to smash up goblins when Ma'Huuks savagery occured and for a long moment he stood there dumbfounded.
I really will have to compose some form of epic after this, Im at a loss for words Ma'Huuk.
Oh good it keep the terrible rolls Yay *insert Sarcasm here*
Son of a ..."
He began as he tried to hop acoss the sewage slipping on something foul and ending up in the muck. He sputtered and cursed and spat and began to look even paler.. .if that was possible.
I'm going to murder every single goblin i run across." He said darkly
Male Human (Kellish) Bard 1 | HP 10/10 AC 14/11t/13ff | Perception +4, Initiative +1 I F+2/R+3/W+4
knowledge nature:1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15
Bregan!
He began trying not to breath in too much of the filth as he stepped forward, his eyes caught on the flask in the goblins hand. He hummed quickly and sang a quick note... grease exploding from nothing on the ground under the archer and goblin with the flask.
Casting Grease DC 13 Ref if they fail they fall prone
The spell cast he moved forward to try and help the man out of the pit.
Male Human (Kellish) Bard 1 | HP 10/10 AC 14/11t/13ff | Perception +4, Initiative +1 I F+2/R+3/W+4
Do not mind him sir, most of us believe you in the right for worrying over your family, you are no warrior if we dont return.... say in eight hours could you get word to miss Sheila Heidmarch where we went. Its probably a worry over nothing I doubt there is anything down there Ma'huuk or Gaeldrung couldnt solve in a moment or two of bared steel.
He gave the man a shiny gold coin for his services in playing messenger if all went terrible wrong and then followed the others in. Almost immediately he began retching most certainly regretting breakfast.
You know, it's funny how they never mentioned traipsing about in sewers in the brochure.
He began lighting a torch and holding it up, covering his mouth and nose with his his sword arm for the time being trying to dilute the smell.
Male Human (Kellish) Bard 1 | HP 10/10 AC 14/11t/13ff | Perception +4, Initiative +1 I F+2/R+3/W+4
I wasnt counting on the goblin and wasnt so sure we could just hero our way in, thought I might have to scare the fellow off while we went about our business and you cant open with hey can we get by here... then lie about being some sort of authority no worries. :p
Male Human (Kellish) Bard 1 | HP 10/10 AC 14/11t/13ff | Perception +4, Initiative +1 I F+2/R+3/W+4
Ah well then good, My act to appear as if you had done something wrong and not summoned us was successful, I didnt expect it to work so well so I was at a loss for words... fear not good sir, these two large fine gentlemen here will set them straight for you.
He spoke trying to recover for his ruse to be discovered so quickly.
Male Human (Kellish) Bard 1 | HP 10/10 AC 14/11t/13ff | Perception +4, Initiative +1 I F+2/R+3/W+4
He very much frowned when he found his medallion of Sarenrae in the little goblins possesion and he quickly scooped it away and slid it into his belt pouch. He detested thieves... even with sob stories but for some reason he couldnt be that mad at the little goblin... like Bregan he selection of what to steal almost amused him.
knowledge random occult things to tell us if indeed she is talking to some form of spirit in a skull check yay bards:1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 16
Male Human (Kellish) Bard 1 | HP 10/10 AC 14/11t/13ff | Perception +4, Initiative +1 I F+2/R+3/W+4
Lagging behind the others it took him a few moments to catch up to the others but when he does he blinks at the sight of the one armed goblin now turned back to a two armed goblin. He opened his mouth to speak then paused joining Gaeldrung in trying to look like everyone about should go about thier business.
Male Human (Kellish) Bard 1 | HP 10/10 AC 14/11t/13ff | Perception +4, Initiative +1 I F+2/R+3/W+4
I just figured you would be more helpful than me in the subduing of the gobbo, besides im a bard assisting my team is sort of my go to.
shove aside cmb 13:1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11
Trying to move through the parted crowd certainly was getting him anywhere, with any luck the others however would catch that goblin and find out what it took...and why
Male Human (Kellish) Bard 1 | HP 10/10 AC 14/11t/13ff | Perception +4, Initiative +1 I F+2/R+3/W+4
Even his almost seeming limitless patience for stories had worn thin, so returning back to where they were staying and a goblin chase was a welcome diversion.
He didnt move as quickly as the others, but then again he certainly wasnt about to push the larger fellows out of the way either.
Male Human (Kellish) Bard 1 | HP 10/10 AC 14/11t/13ff | Perception +4, Initiative +1 I F+2/R+3/W+4
Serveral smiled at the woman letting her tirades and stories wash over him for more than a few moments...before he started interupting her politely with questions designed to lead her into getting to the point.
diplomacy:1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8
and evidently im just leading her to stammer on >.<
Male Human (Kellish) Bard 1 | HP 10/10 AC 14/11t/13ff | Perception +4, Initiative +1 I F+2/R+3/W+4
Gaeldrung:
While the mushfens far in the southern reaches of Varisia would be the easiest place to find such mushrooms, their may be molds, oozes, or other such creatures that lurk in the sewers in such a great city as Magnimar that they grow upon my friend. Perhaps our mission for the Lady might take us there... Unless you fancy a trip down there before anything comes up
Male Human (Kellish) Bard 1 | HP 10/10 AC 14/11t/13ff | Perception +4, Initiative +1 I F+2/R+3/W+4
knowledge check yellowccap mushrooms:1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 23 knowledge local for an apothecary's store or some other place that might sell the mushroom:1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21
In truth nothing much my large friend, But I know what it looks like for certain and where we might find them growing, if we have some luck there may be an apothecary shop or the like with samples we can acquire.
Okay so with those roles i might know more about those mushrooms then i let on, but regardless my statement stands, sorry for the late post, i had thought i had posted already
Male Human (Kellish) Bard 1 | HP 10/10 AC 14/11t/13ff | Perception +4, Initiative +1 I F+2/R+3/W+4
knowledge:1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22
Yes the monuments might be a sight to see, there are all sorts of Scarzni gangs about in this city... well the lesser parts of it at least I hear tell.
Male Human (Kellish) Bard 1 | HP 10/10 AC 14/11t/13ff | Perception +4, Initiative +1 I F+2/R+3/W+4
Immediately Several begins a prestidigitation cantrip,whistling a jaunty little toon as the magic begins slaking off the excess water from the man and slightly wringing the clothing mostly dry... leaving him just a little damp. No doubt the rest of his clothing would be dry in a short time.
Male Human (Kellish) Bard 1 | HP 10/10 AC 14/11t/13ff | Perception +4, Initiative +1 I F+2/R+3/W+4
The messenger caught him in the midst of attempting to woo a lovely paladin of Sarenrae to a private performance of his singing talents..to no avail. He didnt really mind all that much, the chase was the exciting part to him. Within a half hour he found himself being brought in seeing quite a few familiar faces.
Ah well met again my friends, it seems the Dawnflower is smiling upon me once more.
He paused as the wisened old man entered the room, He managed to avoid smirking too hard when the man identified himself, anyone using 'the' in front of their names could usually be taken down a peg or two, but he supposed if the mage was as powerful as he was putting forth, perhaps he had earned that ego.
bardic knowledge all:1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8
With a shrug and a quick silent prayer to Sarenrae he stepped into the circle
Male Human (Kellish) Bard 1 | HP 10/10 AC 14/11t/13ff | Perception +4, Initiative +1 I F+2/R+3/W+4
I am a somewhat lazy sod. I only really played the first season of PFS, then moved far far from orginized gamedays. This was my first online adventure so theres that :)
Male Human (Kellish) Bard 1 | HP 10/10 AC 14/11t/13ff | Perception +4, Initiative +1 I F+2/R+3/W+4
As they all said thanks for the game, glad to have taken part in it!Also hopefully life calms down for you my friend.
With Lander seeing the light so to speak Several gladly worked with him to ... enhance his story. Nothing too over the top, but he gave the story the once over with his bardic talents. The Lady Dame he thanked as well, before heading back with the horn with the others.
Male Human (Kellish) Bard 1 | HP 10/10 AC 14/11t/13ff | Perception +4, Initiative +1 I F+2/R+3/W+4
Lets see if we can give them the slip...
He said to everyone humming an almost familiar song and finishing with an arcane word in tune with the magic. The incantation and spell finished a grid of slick oil and grease covering the area between the birds and his party
Yellow square is the grease DC 13, hopefully the try to charge and eat it eh?
Male Human (Kellish) Bard 1 | HP 10/10 AC 14/11t/13ff | Perception +4, Initiative +1 I F+2/R+3/W+4
Are they known for their amazing use of ranged weaponry? Think my young lord, The charge is a noble thing but how many glorious tales do the bards tell of the loser? Lets keep our distance and if battle must be met with a fell beast let us start wisely . . . with a volley or two.
He responded quickly even though the lord clearly looked up more to the warrior type. He hoped that by appealing to his sense of ... needing to be famed perhaps he might think first.
Male Human (Kellish) Bard 1 | HP 10/10 AC 14/11t/13ff | Perception +4, Initiative +1 I F+2/R+3/W+4
knowledge strange birds:1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8
He almost joined in on the rhyming, but the two really small folk were doing such a good job of it, and annoying the young man he really felt like it wasnt necessary.
When they came upon the strange birds he studied them for a long moment making sure to put himself between them and Lander, who was liable to fly off the handle and charge them.
Male Human (Kellish) Bard 1 | HP 10/10 AC 14/11t/13ff | Perception +4, Initiative +1 I F+2/R+3/W+4
Have we perhaps met any six fingered men recently? And sorry for the delays on this post, I swear I had posted once right as the battle started but it didnt take I guess.
What have you learned Lander with your most recent battles? Perhaps I hope not to underestimate anyone based on their size. To expect the unexpected? To not wear clothing that blood stains easily appear on?
He began idly humming a tune to compose an epic ballad for this battle. He wasnt going to mention to the kid he would probably be seen as the villain in it of course, nor was he going to mention he was working on a ballad.
Male Human (Kellish) Bard 1 | HP 10/10 AC 14/11t/13ff | Perception +4, Initiative +1 I F+2/R+3/W+4
knowledge as well:1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10
He looked at the small creature and tilted his head to the side. In his experiance and well from stories he knew better than to assume the wort of a warrior based upon its height.
A honorable match then, Since we are adventurer's of some skill and experience will shall be the judge of the combat and declare the winner, so that we amy all strengthen our ability to smite down evil whereever it may line... and perhaps learn something. Is this agreeable to you my small friend. I am Several Orestes once bard to the grand raiding Keladhir of the Ranziri desert wastes, it would be my honor to spread the glory of the winner and the gained wisdom of the loser of this honorable duel to all the lands.
The offer is upright, the made up title to a nonexistant land does not Should I roll Diplomacy? Bluff? Both? I want to attempt to appease both.
Male Human (Kellish) Bard 1 | HP 10/10 AC 14/11t/13ff | Perception +4, Initiative +1 I F+2/R+3/W+4
He hurried to the others with the weapons and a scowl.
My friends, please if you would take a look at the mark on these weapons? They all bear the same mark, I think someone is arming these bandits, that or one of them was a skilled smith... Did anyone cross a smithy in the camp?
He began glancing at the wolf woman.
Things might not end with you in a gibbet if you co-operate. Where did you come by these weapons? Who is the M in your letter?
Male Human (Kellish) Bard 1 | HP 10/10 AC 14/11t/13ff | Perception +4, Initiative +1 I F+2/R+3/W+4
That note made him wonder enough to leave the others be with the foolish whelp of a lordling for the moment, He went to inspect the arms and armor of the bandits looking to see if they were craft marked. He had a hunch.
Male Human (Kellish) Bard 1 | HP 10/10 AC 14/11t/13ff | Perception +4, Initiative +1 I F+2/R+3/W+4
He sat up coughing and grasping at the spot where the wolf woman had pratically skewered him.
My thanks friends, I was certainly much closer to my goddess's embrace than I would have liked so soon, nevertheless indeed let us ask.
He began slowly rising clearly still in no small amount of pain and moving gingerly.
So Aldona, clearly you can hear that my two large friends here care little for your continued well being...and I find myself recently caring less for your continued wellbeing even though your natural beauty has peirced my heart.
He continued kneeling close to the werewoman though certainly out of reach of her teeth, feet, arms, or any other thing she might try to murder him with.
Help us out with where the young noble is and it will certainly help your chances to continue breathing.
Male Human (Kellish) Bard 1 | HP 10/10 AC 14/11t/13ff | Perception +4, Initiative +1 I F+2/R+3/W+4
So listen Aldona, pretty thing you are, You should seek a better life than banditry. Have you thought of tavern dancing?
He taunted the strangely pretty wolfen woman quickly shifting away from her and casting grease.
"She bends right through me.
Run wicked ramble way.
Come eve, come May, come in, I shovel pain with liquid shades."
He quickly sang as magical grease filled the ground under her feet.
I was supposed to go after Aldona, so I'll just pop this in here, five foot step back away from our lovely quarry, casting grease DC13
Male Human (Kellish) Bard 1 | HP 10/10 AC 14/11t/13ff | Perception +4, Initiative +1 I F+2/R+3/W+4
And on a random note, perhaps I should have just tried to flirt with wolf lady... *lawls* in all my years of playing ive yet to manage to get the fascinate ability to work, they always save.. always!
Male Human (Kellish) Bard 1 | HP 10/10 AC 14/11t/13ff | Perception +4, Initiative +1 I F+2/R+3/W+4
Well then have miss Aldona make a will save DC 13.
Facinate:
Fascinate (Su): At 1st level, a bard can use his performance to cause one or more creatures to become fascinated with him. Each creature to be fascinated must be within 90 feet, able to see and hear the bard, and capable of paying attention to him. The bard must also be able to see the creatures affected. The distraction of a nearby combat or other dangers prevents this ability from working. For every three levels the bard has attained beyond 1st, he can target one additional creature with this ability.
Each creature within range receives a Will save (DC 10 + 1/2 the bard's level + the bard's Cha modifier) to negate the effect. If a creature's saving throw succeeds, the bard cannot attempt to fascinate that creature again for 24 hours. If its saving throw fails, the creature sits quietly and observes the performance for as long as the bard continues to maintain it. While fascinated, a target takes a –4 penalty on all skill checks made as reactions, such as Perception checks. Any potential threat to the target allows the target to make a new saving throw against the effect. Any obvious threat, such as someone drawing a weapon, casting a spell, or aiming a weapon at the target, automatically breaks the effect.
Oh pardon me Miss Aldona? I heard from your men from a nearby stream that you would be here.... and they did not lie on your beauty, would you like to come over here and listen to my private performance for you?
He began as he began to sing for her, slowly backing away hoping she was going to follow. . .
Male Human (Kellish) Bard 1 | HP 10/10 AC 14/11t/13ff | Perception +4, Initiative +1 I F+2/R+3/W+4
perception:1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
keeping low he too looked about the camp trying to spy where the young noble might be, while also trying to get a count and estimate of how many might be in the camp. And finally he looked about the camp to see if there were anything they could use to cause a distraction...other than him of course.
Perhaps I could use a little bardic persuasion on the furry woman, distract her and take her out of the fight while you all well you know take care of her men?
