Rycky Chuffy's page

But I kilt the dog, too!

Yay us! Chuffy is the hero! He had some help, maybe...

Chuffy proudly brings one foot on top of his kill and continues to bask in his glory until every single Licktoad notices that it was he that turned defeat in victory.

Gahhh!!

Attack: 1d20 ⇒ 1 for Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3

Ooopppsss!

Chuffy tries to make with the magic!

Attack: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (3) + 0 = 3 for Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3 Ha!

Mog! You s'pose to duck!

Attack: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3 for Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

Chuffy tries again!

Attack: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8 for Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

Chuffy laughs as Reta takes a nap! He then tries to pay back the woman for putting her to bed!

Attack with Flank: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10 for Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3

Who's up? I'm pretty sure I went this round.

Chuffy will use his badge to reduce that damage by 5.

Sit!

Doggysliceemup: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (14) + 0 = 14 for Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0 plus That badge that adds damage to animals, if I hit: 1d6 ⇒ 4

Chuffy moves up and also tries to tumble like Mogmurch has, thinking he's better at it!

Acro to avoid AoOs!: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (17) + 7 = 24 Maybe he is!

He then tries to cut the dog in half with, what else? His dogslicer!

Attack: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (8) + 0 = 8 for Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Hmm, I might have to apply this to a new PC then. Geez.

EDIT : Oh wait, I have a level 2 fella.

Wow, I have no idea if I have or not. What level PC does this go to again?

Gah! Me hears dog! Charge the mutt!

Chuffy will continue to ride his faithful steed around, hopefully into the house so he can find some of the shinies for himself!

Chuffy laughs as he creates more fire! He then goes to attack the one rolling on the ground! I've made no adjustment for him being prone.

Dogslicer: 1d20 ⇒ 13 for Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

Chuffy grabs his bottle of pimple squeezings and lobs it toward the fire!

Toss!: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17

I have something that functions as "oil". If I threw that at the male longshank, would it add damage to Mog's gourd?

Chuffy gets bride-slapped in the face and screams! He takes a step back, closes one eye for aim and then tosses his dart at the woman! I will gets you for thats!

Dart!: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20 for Damage: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

If we have a badge to add damage I'll do it but I think its only against animals or something.

I meants to does that!

Chuffy sees the piglet and believes that it would make a fine steed. He'll tell the others to release the hounds other animals while he tries to mount the piglet.

Ride?: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (17) + 7 = 24 If there was a badge to help with this I'll use it.

Well, if I can get on one of the animals I'll crash the celebration!

Chuffy is definitely going to use his stealth and go around to release the animals in the pen, farmhouse, and the barn and create as much nonsense as possible. If he can, he'll choose a worthy steed to ride as well.

Chuffy, the bestestist goblin, have many treasures! Chuffy dumps the blanket to show off all of the goodies he secretly swiped from the wagon. Also, I find sparkly words... Chuffy waves the piece of paper as if he were trying to scare all of his fellow goblins with it. Chuffy tries to look at it without letting anyone else know because he's scared too. Aaaaannddd, I have the bestestist toad evarrrrr! Chuffy then presents his toad for all to be jealous of.

And thats not all! We beats Kettlehead! Look! He points at the kettle that Reta I think it was Reta? is now wearing.

I think that's it... I don't remember anything else.

OMGZ! I'z gots to has it! Chuffy will grab the paper, wondering how he possibly could have missed it the first time.

Chuffy will follow his goblin mates, seeing them leave.

Chuffy wonders if the bottles he took might be this fire they are talking about.

Trade? Why's trade when we's can take! Chuffy will keep an eye on Reta and the others from his hiding spot.

Chuffy will take what he can carry and conceal, starting with the mirror (to admire his boils with), then the portable drinks (the potion and the five bottles of Quad-M). If the glue isn't cumbersome he'll take that also.

Chuffy will begin to eat said stuffed bird and pocket the bestest of the shiny things. He'll then quietly leave again, keeping the bird out of sight.

Stealth: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (13) + 15 = 28

Chuffy decides that, being an evil goblin and also being hungry, he will try to sneak around to the back of the wagon and see what she might have to eat.

I really don't know what to do here, LOL.

Stealth?: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (11) + 15 = 26

Chuffy makes a weird face and heads back to the other goblins. She gots no foods! Lets go!

Chuffy's curiosity gets the best of him and he'll come within 15 feet of the woman. Why you here? You got problem? Chuffy hungry... you gots foods?

Of course I just realized Chuffy can only speak Goblin so we'll see where that takes us.

She's one of them pale tall thingys! Them can't be trusteded! Chuffy pauses though as he sees Poog wave to the woman. Maybe we see if she good to eats first!

Chuffy will approach, giving a wide berth. He'll try to get a good look at the wagon from all sides as he circles around with curiosity.

Perception: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (13) + 0 = 13

Just to be sure, Chuffy presents himself again! Me is the one and only great Chuffy and I have here the greatestest of all them toads, Bubbles! I is a great animal trainer guy and I has come back from the death, almost twice!

Chuffy moves to flank the DARKFEAR and tries to stab it!

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 2 = 20 for Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

Chuffy tries to kill the beast! Meaning the blue one.

Dogslicer: 1d20 ⇒ 20 for Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2
Confirm?: 1d20 ⇒ 17 for Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

Oh, well you should have taken the last one I took then. You get those 4 HP, I'll remain at 3.

Chuffy grabs another of the potions before the goblin party proceeds.

Glub: 1d4 ⇒ 4 That one was potent! Up to full.

Chuffy approaches the cave bravely... or foolishly, dependant on what happens next. Hey Darkfear Spirit! Me is the one and only great Chuffy and I have here the greatestest of all them toads, Bubbles! I is a great animal trainer guy and I has come back from the death!

Whatchu mean? I ain't seen you do nothin' gooder than me! Chuffy seems to have already forgotten about his near-death experience.

Ugh, what this stuff? It not like mud... ow, my head! Who hit me? Chuffy then grabs another of the bottles. I want more of this, makes me feel better for some reason.

CLW: 1d4 ⇒ 1 Is that right?

Chuffy is at 3 HP now. We have no other healing outside of these two remaining potions, correct?

Chuffy is staggered! He decides to take one last swing before eating mud!

Attack: 1d20 ⇒ 10 for Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

Stabilize?: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 1 = 20

Kettlehead is a poophead! Shush you goblinface face!

Attack Yellow: 1d20 ⇒ 8 for Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

Oww! I'll stick you for thats!

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (5) + 0 = 5 for Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Maybe he won't. I don't think any of those badges will help these rolls.

Chuffy charges yellow with his found dogslicer!

Attack: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (3) + 0 = 3 for Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3

Chuffy steps up and throws his dart at Kettlehead!

Dart!: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 19 for Danage: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

Hey, you kill them other dead goblins for takin' toads? Chuffy points the dogslicer he found at Kettlehead as if it were a proclamation. Me caught toad fair and circle! Nobody gonna give up toad to stupid you!

Who these guys? Chuffy picks up the other dogslicer. Why they have moles? You gettem toads here!

'Bout time! You so sllloooowww! Chuffy looks at his toad and compares it to the others. With no means of verification whatsoever he declares, Mine is the biggest and bestest! Hahahaha!

Be QUIET! Me gonna sneak up on one of them toads and catch 'em all!

Stealth: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (8) + 15 = 23
CMD: 1d20 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (16) - 2 + 2 = 16 Needed it!