Hi, gang. What's the intended post frequency for this campaign? I'm not complaining, but I'm trying to know what to expect.
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"'Last Thursday?' I have no idea what any of you are talking about. And this isn't the time for pranks, unless they're the especially violent kind against intelligent creatures made of flesh and bones. I would make time for that. Oh, yes, I would! *ahem" "We need to proceed to the next level, I believe. I want to see how my level is doing, and even if the rest of you don't care, we are all under contract, after all."
Roderick's stone jaw open and closes a few times in confusion. After a few moments, his rocky mind catches up to the unexpected question. "Well, let's see. There's a number of questions to take out of your... whatever ...outburst, I guess." Roderick ticks off the questions on his talons. "First, who are any of us, really? Tikkik, while I'm delighted that you're willing to open up about such profound thoughts that aren't about your machines, I must insist that now is not the time for that discussion. But when we return to the lounge, remind me, and I'll recommend a number of books on abstract identity! "Second, I don't know anything more than the rest of you about these adventurers. I haven't encountered any since we dispatched that hollow paladin. "Finally, your last statement is rather confusing. My involvement in them is the same as yours. They have defiled my level -- the same as all of yours', I suppose -- and now we must flay the skin from their flesh, rend the flesh from their bones, and break the bones from... whatever's left, I guess. All the while bathing in their entrails and savoring the sound of their dying screams! Oh, glorious!"
"I have not seen any further trace of the fleshbags in my carefully vigilant meanderings. Although that paladin was suspiciously light on the flesh, in my humble-yet-learned opinion. Is that the last of this batch, do you think?"
Ha ha, sounds great! I'm ready to start whenever you guys are.
Hi, all. You may remember me from way back when when the recruitment thread was still used! GM TPK messaged me and asked me to join, and we talked a bit about how I'd be incorporated. I liked what I heard, so here I am! I'll be reading the Gameplay thread back a bit, but I'm not planning on reading the whole thing. If there's anything crucial any of you think I should know, I'm all ears. |