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Winnie is banned for doing what he must do instead of what I must do therefore affording me more free time to ban as my leisure. Selfish rings - who needs em anyway?
Kavren Stark is banned because he could learn a thing or 3 if he'd learn to listen to Gruumash.
Gruumash . is banned for not scolding Winnie along with Goose-Slinger.
Winnie is a ban band. . . . Winnie is a ban band. . . . . Winnie is a ban band! Yes, that was a bad Winnie is a ring reference joke. Winnie you're banned for being a band.
Fine, I ban Kavren Stark because I don't like what he banned me for.
Winnie is banned because I liked how he banned Gruumash .
Ricca Adri' Thiakara is banned for harshing on the punnage and putting an apostrophe in her name like all hi falutin like. lmao! The Leprechaun Spanker is banned for being a funny guy!
Gruumash . is banned for not contributing more fake words. You should be banned for bad puns - I have no idea what you're talking about. Screw it - you ARE banned for bad puns, making no sense and making me question what you're talking about.
Gruumash . is banned for not contributing more fake words.
The Jade is banned for insulting me with words that have more than 4 letters.
Charles Scholz is banned for resurrecting this thread.
Ricca Adri' Thiakria is banned for killing this thread.
Charles Scholz is banned for suggesting I enjoy rubbing anything in anyones face.
Geistlinger is banned for being jealous.
Kavren Stark is banned for being right - I don't work Sunday through Wednesday!
Kavren Stark is banned for defending atheists.
Winnie is banned for knowing so much Charles mouth.
Kajehase is banned because I had to look up who Beth Orton is.
Winnie is banned for nothing. I don't need a reason!
Winnie is banned for thinking I told him what to do.
Ok, this I like and had forgotten this. I haven't done this in years. Thank you for bringing this up! Works great!
Simple: start using their metagame'd knowledge against them. For monsters, make attack rolls behind the screen using adjusted stats. Sure the first time that you power up a few ghouls you're risking a TPK, but it'll throw them off their game. Yes, it sounds like a lot of work; because it is. Have a rather strange setting to give you excuses for why what normally looks like a temple or inn is really the morgue or private residence. Or screw with them and change the monsters abilities. I had a party that had never faced a red dragon and even though I made them roll for Knowledge about red dragons they still didn't take the hint - they went right along preparing for a fire breathing dragon. They about had heart attacks when that crazy dragon breathed acid all over them. lmao!
Not if they don't know when you're using their rolls - ie: if you yourself have their list and don't tell them you used one of their rolls. Sorry, if I didn't make that clear.
Just as a suggestion that I have tried in the past that worked pretty well - have your players roll 20 d20 and write them down in a column. Have their bonuses for their skills written down and whenever you need a blind roll, just check their list of rolls and add their modifier - and cross them off as they use them. It sounds like a pain in the butt but it works really well.
lmao - ouch! Winnie is banned for continuing this line of banning.
I have to agree with the view your paladin isn't playing his class correctly. . . . . . or,at least he is being entirely to overzealous and overzealous paladins don't live long. I stopped allowing paladins in my games long ago. Lawful stupid and overzealous anything is just entirely to irritating.
Winnegan's fake. is banned for suggesting I need Midol. Charles Scholz is banned for not acting in fates name and smacking the sh*t outa Winnie for his comment.
Be glad you didn't say Midol or you'd be getting more than banned and you ARE banned.
Winnegan's fake. is banned because he gave me a headache with his ridicules explanation.
Winnegan's fake. is banned because I don't like that answer. I'll run it however I want to run it and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
Winnegan's fake, is banned for making me ask what RAW means. . . . .what does RAW mean?
Winnegan's fake. is banned for making up a word. . . . . . besides, they are French - they deserve it.
Winnegan's fake. is banned for being a wienie even though he almost redeemed himself with the hateful French comment.
Ricca Adri' Thiakria is banned for stealing the 1200th post! Yay me!
Geistlinger is banned for having his mind in the gutter.
Geistlinger is banned for not knowing that's not all Charles Scholz fakes.
Winnegan's fake. is banned because it's not Friday.
if it was up your, never mind, some people might not know OMG - you horrid little man. You're banned from here too.
Irv is banned for throwing reality up in Geistlingers' face.
Go ahead, ladies, give me a feel. Soft and silky, right? Oh, thank you so much for that mental image. Good God, where is the brain bleach?
Ricca Adri' Thiakria is banned because I never claimed to be rational. Rings never are! You're still banned.
Pandora radio which I is currently playing Journey - Faithfully. Yes, I am that old. lol!
Ricca Adri' Thiakria is banned for triple ban. I only banned 2 - not 3. The 3rd was a non-ban. Thanks for not bothering to read what I took so much time to write. You are banned for so many reasons I refuse to acknowledge just how many or inform you of all the details. Just know - you are beyond any rational ban.
Really, when you get down to it - you just want followers.
Irv is banned for not ending his sentence with any punctuation. Kajehase - I will not ban this time since he was sensitive and nice to me for once. Gruumash - LMAO - Is banned for taking my plight and giving me a blight. That is just rude. . . . . not to mention painful.
I can't believe this thread has made it to 24+ pages. I ban ALL of you for sucking me in to this insane, inane, drivel. Good grief, you'd think I'd be more mature than this but no - ya'll bring out my inner child. BANNED - ALL OF YOU!
Because they ate the rich!
A lot of good solid advice throughout this post. I would like to add my best wishes and. . . . . As many here have noted - you and your gf both seem to want to salvage the relationship. Nothing is lost until one or both of you give up. There is always hope. If you aren't on anti-depressants, you should give them a try. I personally don't believe in therapists. I have yet to meet anyone that was 'cured' via a therapist. I have however met numerous people that have regulated themselves via meds and was able to either get past their issues and eventually gotten off the meds or has continued on them but is the happier for it. I am one of them. I went through a horrible divorce 6 years ago and have since been on anti-depressants. Since then my depression has all but disappeared and I have regained my optimistic attitude toward life and once again love life. I noted several suggested movies above and I'd like to add to that list:
Good luck with your journey!
5 pages of utter insanity. . . . . how appropriate.
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