I'm going to be AFK (in Chicago) for roughly a week, Aug 30 - Sep 6. Ten years ago I was presented an opportunity to push George R R Martin into traffic and didn't take it. Will I get another chance?
I will be AFK from Friday through Monday. Several friends from different states are converging on a gaming convention in Ohio, so we're going down there -- not to attend the convention, but to hang out with our friends. And eat too much Jeni's ice cream. And Mardi Gras ice cream. And....
Ren takes the paddleboard back to the group. "Bad news," he says. "Dead people in the water. I can't tell if they're ricos. I don't know how except maybe to poke them."
Ren will scan the beach to look for buoyancy adjusters for his co-workers and Lily and Xena Zelda. And himself, if it comes down to it. But he is confident in his ability to swim 500 feet.
Ren closes his mouth, and moves into reverse, following Bradford's direction. He racks his brain for ideas on how to get to the water without going toward the water. Eventually he will remember he's on a peninsula.
Ren stands there with his mouth open, frozen as though he were a deer in the headlights of an oncoming semi.
He risks a look upward, to see what the ricos are looking at. If this is a clever trick, he's going to be briefly disappointed before becoming long-term dead.
Ren beats a slow retreat until he's sure Bradford has gotten clear.
dice:
Hoo boy. Too many missed arm days. Ren is going to attempt to get clear of the ricos using Dodge as his combat skill. Great if it works. Bad news if I roll poorly. What else is new?
Ren has hit his stride. Although bruised and lacerated from rico fights, he seems to be suffering no ill effects from fatigue. He looks like he could run all day -- but if he broke his leg, you'd have to shoot him.
Ren thoughtfully chews some beef jerky while Destiny is patching him up. Or at least that's the impression he gives. Knowing Ren, he's probably not thinking of anything at all.
Ren is good at Noticing things (+3), so perhaps this will help him from doing anything tragically stupid that results in being Noticed? It's the best I can come up with.