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"you'll never take me alive!"
my first character (lvl 3 sorcerer) as he quadruple criticaled himself

and another i heard just yesterday

"I was JUST KIDDING!!!"

not me but a friend
"GOD MY FIFTH CHARACTER TODAY!!!"

and me (lvl 5 rogue) having triumphantly killed a troll

"It has BIG wallet, i wonder whats in it...."
as the troll regenerated and plowed me down