In English: The Archangel Gabriel told me that you would be coming for the Grail soon.... And here you are. Let me get the Grail out for you....
Pope Francis removes a small silver key from his pocket, walks from the desk to the west wall of the vault, and unlocks a secret compartment, from whence he takes a chalice of fired clay.
This, my friends, is The Holy Grail, the cup which Joseph of Aramathea used to catch the blood of Christ on the cross.... Use it well.... And please, please....please, if you can....return it in one piece when you are done using it.