<enters the gnome paladin>
Waffles are Infernal Pancakes! The are covered in pits which hold sweet lies into which the innocent delve and become trapped! They are an abomination and I must stop their nefarious plans!
<draws +3 holy waffle bane fork and knife of sharpness>
Bring unto me your waffles so I may dispatch them post haste! And I must have more mapletanglewaffle bottles.
