The Outcast King

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4 posts. Alias of The Eldritch Mr. Shiny.


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What's WRONG with your FAAAAACE?


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Insomnia again...
I think I know her. How is she doing? Last I remember, she was not a nice thing.
She's a cold, hard b!~#%.

Just like my ex-wife. Good thing she had that accident with my razor in the bathtub...

Anyone want a pizza roll? Post a comment on my webzone and I'll e-mail you a pizza roll.


Someone's f+~@in with my medicin...


Billzabub wrote:
N'wah wrote:
Didja know Victorian-era prostitutes used to shave their hair and then wear strap-on pubic wigs to avoid pubic lice?
What is a merkin, Alex?

My cat stole my merkins... GET OUTTA MY BASEMENT! GET OUTTA MY F@*%IN POPCORN BUKKIT!