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 41 posts. Organized Play character for austinhaws.
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Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
Peter stumbles to a knee and gasps as the clash around him dies off. "I so.. tired." He mutters as his Orcish heritage returns to control his thoughts.
Thanks Stonegarde! That was fun.
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
Peter grimaces in pain, but the rage of battle consumes his muscles and he lunges forward striking at the next foe in his path.
"I could really use some help here..." he grunts through clenched teeth.
great axe attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7 for damage: 1d12 + 9 ⇒ (3) + 9 = 12
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
Sorry, every time i checked to post, Paizo had been down
Peter licks his lips. Pain!
With his orc side busy slaying, Peter's mind opens to the beauties of speech, "Any of you guys may be could help with this cut?"
He swings his great axe with great force at the next target.
great axe attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22 for damage: 1d12 + 9 ⇒ (1) + 9 = 10
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
Petr's shoulders slump. Why must it always come to violence.
Violence? OH! I love violence!!! His grip tightens on his axe and his muscles bunch in chords. This is going to be fun!
!!! RRR-AAA-GGG-EEE !!!
great axe attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 6 = 21 for damage: 1d12 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 11
With his "primal-self" possessed in the physical throws of raging, Peter's mind is opened up to its full faculty, "I'll take care of this human weakling. You guys look for whatever is making this cloud."
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
Petr's hypothesis was right! He blinks in utter surprise. His future as a scientific scholar was indeed very bright.
"Hipo-str-etus Good!"
He opens the box to see what the imp so badly wanted.
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
Surely this creature must feel pain, Petr thought as his axe fell free of the wall. This was an excellent opportunity to try a scientific hypothesis. If he placed his blade just right, the creature may actually feel pain and would be better off in his life for understanding it!
"HIPPO-POTH-O-MUS!!!!!"
great axe attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16 for damage: 1d12 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
Petr's axe buries itself in the ornate wall. He plants both feet on the wall and pulls to try to unwedge the mighty weapon. He can feel the rage building up in himself and forces himself to calm down and take things one step at a time. Things get ugly when he acts hastily.
"Axe Dumb!"
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
"RAWR!"
great axe attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6 for damage: 1d12 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
Roscoe was only saying what Petr had planned all along. He nodded his head in agreement, though it surely looked like he was gritting his fangs.
He held his giant axe in two great orcan paws and prepared himself for whatever came out of that room.
"You smart," he pauses to think and then remembers, "And Scary."
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
"We should use caution. Who knows what could be behind that door," Petr thinks to himself. He checks his gear, ready for anything.
"BREAK DOOR! He raises a solid boot heel to bash in to the west room.
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
Petr uses his glaive to jab the key from the ceiling and tries the key on the Steel Chest.
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
Petr gets AoO for using a reach weapon... HOLY FREAKIN' 20s!!! nvmd
Petr shakes the snake head loose from his boot, sending it to join the pieces of the snake's body. Petr eyes Roscoe cautiously, "You scary." He then checks the cloths for any spare keys and if anything of the sort is found, tries it on the chests.
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
Petr smiles. "Now we're getting somewhere!" he snarls. "Knock basket."
Petr picks up his Glaive, stands back, and prepares to skewer whatever, maybe-a-snake, thing was in the basket.
glaive attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10 for damage: 1d10 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
Petr smiled at Scraps, recognizing the same way his mother had showed him love as a youth.
Snakes! Now that was something Petr knew how to handle. He walked towards the basket ready for action. He unsheathed his mighty axe and prepared to fix the snake problem once and for all.
"Snake Fix," he snarled as he took a firm grip on his weapon ready to sunder basket and reptile.
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
The burning wetness startles Petr! He looks over and sees Scraps and is amazed at the construct's generosity! Here Petr had been thinking Scraps had taken the whole drink to himself and now he was sharing! Petr took a lick at it on his arm and decided he would no longer be kicking the dog.
"Dog Good," Peter says as he pats the not-animal gruffly on the head.
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
"Phoney!" Petr slams his fists down on the chest and they pass right through it! He works at destroying the area the chest was resting on, looking for any hidden compartments.
smashing perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
Petr glares at Scraps, "No! Me drink!" but knows he's too late to stop the amalgamation from consuming the surely tasty draught.
Mumbling orcish curses above his breath, Petr goes to the copper banded chest and tries to open it.
open chest (str): 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
Petr raises an eye-brow at Igor's secretions and wondered what language that was. Since Roscoe seemed to understand the man, Peter laughed along heartily with what must have been a great joke.
As for the bad spirits, maybe Roscoe just needed a little help getting them pushed on to a better place. Petr always felt he had a kind side to himself; Always willing to help.
"Punch spirits!" He balled up his fist, squinted to get a better aim, and prepared to punch Roscoe's face.
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
sense motive: 1d20 ⇒ 5
Petr feels empowered after having solved this delicate matter. Sure, Antie's black eye may take a while to mend, but those orphans will thank him when they reach adulthood!
Now for the next task, "Break Vault!"
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
Petr feels impatient. Maybe he should just grab this old lady and head back to town? He would be nice about. Pet her soothingly and not squeeze too hard. Unless she bit him. Then he'd have to get a little more persuasive.
"Petr grab?" He makes arm encircling motions towards Auntie while looking at his companions.
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
Petr offers his cat food to the children in hopes of getting some deeper details out of them.
"Come. Eat."
diplomacy w/ cat: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (14) - 2 = 12
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
Petr's eyes pop open at the possibilities of body augmentation. He flexes a muscle, smiling as veins bulge and sweat hurries out of the way of pure awesomeness. BUT! What if he could have even more muscles!
Too filed with excitement, he shatters his tea cup in to the wall. "Grow Arm!" he shouts, pointing at an open space on his rib cage below his left arm.
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
Petr eyes the old lady suspiciously. How could some one so attractive also be raising such incredible children! Something was eerily amiss here. He watched her attentively for any slip of tongue.
"More cats," he muttered under his breath loudly.
sense motive: 1d20 ⇒ 3
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
heal: 1d20 ⇒ 5
Petr politely lets the others enter the house first. A person can never be too polite.
"Out of WAY!"
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
Petr rubs a tear from his eye. This was like coming home! He remembered his mother's strong armed cuffs and her ability to hide every morsel of food from him. Scrapping his brothers to see who would survive and trying to find warmth on wintery days while shaking with a fever. These children were in heaven!
"Place good. Children good. All good. We done."
Petr then begins chasing a cat for a meal knowing the watching children would be learning a great life lesson.
survival - catch cat: 1d20 ⇒ 18
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
The implications of Gilga's evil doings were beyond comprehension! How could anyone be that evil?! Petr looked at Roscoe wondering if he would side with this witch woman.
knowledge local (untrained): 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (17) - 1 = 16
The group would have to be cautious in their approach to one so cunning as this Gilga. Snoop around and gather intelligence. Do some indirect questioning.
"Rip Gilga Arms Off!"
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
Petr grunts and swings the hook over to Roscoe.
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
Petr sighs, [i]This was just getting exciting![/] He limps over to a box and sits down to examine his wound. The little rat teeth marks oozed and smelled slightly of soured vegetables and sewage. He'd had worse.
He picked up his axe and stumbled towards the crane to resume fishing for the crate.
He sung a favorite orcan hymn:
"Smash! Crash! Bash!
Me want More!
Blood! Brains! Gore!
Kick door down!"
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
MOST EPIC RAT BATTLE EVER!!!
Petr almost felt bad to have to kill such amazing rats. Maybe they could be persuaded to join their group. They could train a rat to unleash it on foes. I wonder what they eat? Probably a larger, sharper variety of cheese?
"Rat Dance!"
great axe attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8 for damage: 1d12 + 7 ⇒ (11) + 7 = 18
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
Petr sings quietly to himself as he swishes his great weapon back and forth in large arcs, not caring if it bounces off crates, the floor, or himself. He felt the rat bite, and started feeling weak, but shrugged it off as nerves.
great axe attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6 for damage: 1d12 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13
fort save: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9
"Rat tricky"
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
"Rat funny."
Petr hops down off his "stairs" and pulls out his Great Axe with a grin. Now things were happening!
He swings at the closest rat.
great axe attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8 for damage: 1d12 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 12
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
Petr lowers his axe, a little sad not to have used it, but glad things are going so well. Roscoe really did seem to be pretty good at this. Maybe they could use the crane to grab the box.
"Petr Fish!"
Petr begins stacking boxes so he can climb up, pull the crane off the tracks, and use the crane like a fishing pole.
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
I do rather find it funny that roscoe's intelligence is 1 less than Petr's. HA!
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
"We should show caution. This place could be trapped or worse!" Peter thinks to himself. There could be snipers in the windows. Maybe the boat hides a monster.
"SMASH DOOR!!!"
I'll be laughing about "making new friends" all day!!
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
Petr beams with pride. His chest puffs out and he blushes a darker green.
Still smiling at Kwannon he replies affirmatively to Roscoe, also finishing Roscoe's alter-personality's outburst, "GET OUT!"
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
I agree with Kwannon. family or not, be nice to Petr. HA!
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
"My my, what a beautiful axe!" though Petr. He placed his axe along side Kwannon's. He said, "Big Break!" and nodded. This group just got a lot more fun.
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
"Pickle Imp Now!" Petr was used to be patient, but this crowd was testing his limits. He stood up and slung his great axe over his shoulder, unconsciously keeping it untangled from the other tools of war hooked to his attire. He waited for the dog to go first, but was afraid that his side-step looked more like a kick.
Roscoe's five viles sounded interesting, though Petr wasn't sure he could trust anything coming out of the raucous midget, "Drink vials?"
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
"What hump?" made my day!
Petr didn't trust the Roscoe/Arachno. How could anyone be another person and still stay themselves? He kept his angry eye focused on the halfing, "Arachno come too?"
His other, more suspicious eye still watched the dog thing, wondering at what point it would fall in to a mass of sludge.
While cross-eyed, he spoke to Ambrus to add his encouragement and query whether there was anything specific the Grand Lodge wanted beyond what was on the list, "Missions go boom!"
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
Petr's human heritage shows on his face, with only a little of the green of his orcan mother and larger canine teeth.
He thumbs at his greataxe, hoping to get to use it sooner than later, and cringes at the sight of the "dog". He thinks to himself, "Seems this man's over exuberance for cleanliness may be exceeded by his irrational pets. But we all must be accepting of others' fetishes."
Out loud he roars, "Me smash dog!!!" and he sits down gruffly in a chair.
Male Half-Orc Barbarian 1 | HP 17 | AC 17; Tch 13; FF 14 | F +5; R +4; W +1 | CMB 5; CMD 18 | Speed 40 ft | Init +3 | Great Axe: +4 (1d12+7) | Perc 4
Character: Petr DasGut
Class: Barbarian
Level: 1
profession (craft baskets): 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10
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