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Mmmmm....Horsemeat.....

You want koboldogna on rye?

YES!! With Mustard!!!

Mothman wrote:

But KC, the smrfs won the war - they are our overlords now.

No, if we just ignore the thread then, without anything to fight, they will run out of a topic and go back into hiding.

Don't want smrfs to hide. Want to eat them...

I'm hungry. Gonna get me some blue appetizers to hold me over till lunch. Now, hold still you varmints!

Mmmm...I can taste those herbs and spices now...

*stomach grumbles*

We could exchange Kobold recipes. Anyone have a good recipe for Kobold a'l'orange? How about sweet and sour kobold? Kobold S'mores?

I like Kobold stew! That's good eatin'!

*stomach rumbles*

I need to find something to eat...

I just ate something. Not sure what. It tasted like chicken, though.

Wouldn't you like to know!

Chul zugzug Lana!

What's for dinner?