| Morwel |
Okay here's the completely unedited journal. Sorry but I can't work at this anymore!
My life as an adventurer began today.
With no sign of my cousin I left my note on his desk. I’d have preferred to have dealt with him in person but everything I wanted to say to him was left in the note. He’ll be furious no doubt, which made me glad, I wanted him to feel at least a fraction of the anger I’d felt last night. But sadly the letter does make me seem a bit like a coward, however I had little recourse as I had no intentions of waiting on him, this opportunity may never come round again. Perhaps after I was certain he had my letter I’d let him stew a bit.
Dalrack came up with a simple plan to get me out of the compound, he would distract the guards and I would simply slip out the front door. The plan was beautiful in its simplicity. Why over think things? If something should go wrong I would simply give them the tongue lashing they deserved and leave of my own accord. I did hope things worked out though because I had no desire to even address these incompetent fools that failed to protect me. I didn’t feel they deserved the honour of having me yell at them. Elluvil had forgiven them, I had not. Maybe after their latest blunder my cousin would begin to see them as the inept undisciplined freeloaders that they were. But then again perhaps not. Denial is a powerful force.
I packed what I thought I’d need: my comb, my mirror, some twine and ribbon for my hair and miscellaneous purposes, a wash cloth, soap, a razor, tweezers, some scented oils, a couple of pieces of paper, a pen, ink, sealing wax, my knife and crossbow, a case of bolts, and I tucked my signet ring into one of my secret belt pockets. I wore my sturdy traveling cloths, good hiking boots, a warm cloak, and of course my working gloves. These had good firm leather on four of my six fingers and because they were for ‘work’ I wouldn’t care if they got dirty. Hopefully the others had done as I’d asked and purchased the remainder of my supplies.
When I was ready Dalrack moved to distract the guards. I couldn’t help but smile as the wizard verbally tore into them. Had I felt anything towards them I would have given them much of the same, though undoubtedly with greater eloquence and more zeal. People often think that volume equates to anger, that the louder they shout the greater the displeasure they’re showing, but this is a mistake: when I made my formal rival Ellundeene run away I scarcely raised my voice louder than a whisper. Perhaps one day I’d let these fools know how I felt about their failure but for now I had more important things to do. I easily slipped out the front door.
The group choose to meet just across the street in a restaurant called “The Rusty Bucket”. I’d never bothered to visit it before. It seemed rather mundane, completely un-noteworthy, and once I found my way inside I found I wasn’t wrong. It was well furnished, for a backwater berg; I’ll give it that much. The food was edible but nothing stood out. Perhaps this restaurant was considered fancy in this sad little town. I saw that it had a VIP section with velvet ropes. There were green stain glass windows and a trio of pipers playing a somewhat discordant melody. It seems sad that they needed to make such pretences. The restaurant seemed like a peasant wearing noble’s cloths. No one of distinction would be fooled.
I found the others already assembled as I entered. I immediately suggested that one of the men check on Dalrack just in case things had become physical across the road. My concern was unfounded, Dalrack entered just moments after one of the men reluctantly went to check on him, but I didn’t dare take a chance. He’s the only one I’d stumbled across thus far in these human lands that showed any real potential.
After a small discussion we headed towards the cairn. I was pleased that the cairn they were interested in exploring was the one that I thought I might have to secretly steer them towards. That meant less effort on my part. I was also happy that the men had bought the equipment I’d requested. Perhaps this expedition wouldn’t be as tedious as I’d imagined. The men, though clearly not of quality, were at least capable of following simple instructions.
The hike to the cairn proved to be nothing. I had some worry that I might slow the men down but the smallest, I believe his name is Barl, was quite slow and the hike became more of a leisurely stroll to me. The abandoned mine was quite easy to locate, there was even an old path and there was a broken down mine office near the site that the men decided could be used as a camp site. Locating the cairn proved to be a bit more difficult but the halfling Barl is quite close to the ground and has sharp eyes. He soon spotted an overgrown tangle that had something behind it.
The mouth of the cairn wasn’t much to look at: no statues, runes, or architecture to hint this was this was the final resting place of an ancient and/or advanced race. Naturally I wasn’t impressed. I suspected that a race powerful enough to get my cousin and Alustan “the smartest man in town” all excited would have some hint that there was something here. Still, I suppose if there were any treasure still within, it would be better not to have something too ostentatious on the outside to attract thieves.
Unfortunately, when we began investigating, we saw signs early on that the place had already been plundered. The entrance had names written and carved into it, we discovered an old mouldy bed roll, and there were plenty of signs of vandalism. The “whispering” sounds that lent the cairn its name for example proved to be strange air pipes that hand long ago been busted open. There was a strange statue or structure made out of an equally strange material that had been shattered. To me it looked as though it might have been an oval, perhaps in the shape of a mirror frame at one time. I couldn’t help but note the Vaati runes on it but no one else in the group seemed to know what I was talking about. Dalrack could only repeat what Allustan had told us both. The seeds were planted though; I could see that, I didn’t doubt that Dalrack would now look into this for me.
It seemed my hopes of finding wealth and magic in this place seemed less likely the further we went in but then we had an unexpected encounter: early on one of the men spotted tracks and as we went deeper into the cairn the smell of wet fur became unmistakable. A small pack of wolves lunged out of the darkness and attacked us. Not that this was any great boon but after we’d put the feral beasts down our halfling explored their den and discovered a backpack with a couple of treasures inside. There was a armband of unmistakable elven quality and a strange lantern that looked like one in a fresco we found nearby. One item clearly belonged to the cairn and the other didn’t. Suddenly we knew there was treasure to be found, and perhaps not all of it local.
While we were dealing with the wolves the halfling Barl somehow found the gull to call me “hot cheeks” and later “curves”, and while some highly derogatory names like this can be terms of endearment between lovers, Barl and I were acquaintances at best. I suppose it’s my own fault, earlier I’d allowed the elf Curunir and the blacksmith to bark orders at me. I thought it was amusing that they thought to protect me but clearly allowing the men that familiarity had sent the wrong message to the halfling. I decided to put an end to the matter immediately.
"I will not be called 'curves', 'legs', or 'hot lips' or anything else of the sort,” I finally said to him, “you may call me Morwel or failing that Lady or Miss”
“As you wish . . . Lady,” he said with a bow.
I suspect that the bow was meant to be mocking but I wouldn’t press matters at this point. I didn’t want a conflict, the halfling seemed to be rather good natured and popular with the group and starting a fight with him might cause the others to resent me. Besides the wolves had savaged him a fair bit and one might be content to conclude that he had been punished enough. I wasn’t, but then again I am rather blood thirsty at times . . .
It was around that time that someone noticed a light behind us. Somehow a cleric of Heironeous had stumbled onto our little band. It seems he was investigating something or another and the elf seemed to know what business he was referring too and so I let the men talk. I knew a cleric could prove useful in keeping the others alive, but the men seemed to want to pound their chests and yell at one another so I let them have their fun. In the end the others let the priest stay, which I thought was the correct decision, but the blacksmith and he were like oil and water. I suspect that it was because they both imagined that they were commanding, that this was their expedition, but both were wrong though. I would need to correct them at some point but for now they could have their fun.
The newcomer was named Arkady. He was loud and pompous, but he seemed well educated and I suspected that he was a gentleman, which meant less training in the future . . . which was always a good thing. However he would need to learn his place. He was an officer and a priest and naturally that meant that he was used to barking orders and having them obeyed, but I wasn’t an acolyte or a soldier, and my class were accustomed to ordering his class around. There was no need to press the matter though; his kind would fall into line, that’s what made them so useful.
Once we joined forces we explored deeper into the cairn. The men seemed to ignore me, except to keep me ‘safe’, which for the most part suited me fine, but it was annoying when they ignored my observations and decided to do their own thing. The priest (amongst others) was very quick to point out that exploring on my own might set off traps, but he himself went off exploring on his own and was nearly killed when a giant bug was summoned (perhaps via trap) and almost mauled him to death. Again I couldn’t help but take some sadistic pleasure as someone who had slighted me was dealt with by the cruel hands of fate.
The main chamber was massive. In the centre was a sarcophagus with seven alcoves and each one had a lantern hanging in it . . . all but two. This corresponded with a fresco I’d discovered earlier. The men seemed to want me and Dalrack out of the way while they explored and they asked us to stand on the dais. I found myself looking over the sarcophagus and I quickly noted that the pedestal looked like an arrow. Sadly they failed to take notice. When they did I’d say they only half heartedly explored the alcove I suggested. When I suggested that the sarcophagus might move the elf gave it a pathetic little push. They went about like a bunch of chickens with their heads cut off, lighting candles and toarches, exploring here and there. Finally I’d had enough and took matters into my own hands. I pushed the sarcophagus. Unlike the elf I put my back into it. With a creak the great stone box rotated to point in a new direction. There was a click as I pointed it to yellow.
Nothing happened.
I decided to point it towards the green lantern. There was another click but this time something else. The ground started to rumble and shake. Then the floor crumbled away . . . we thought to investigate the hole but then the sounds of a thousand chitterling and crawling bugs began to echo up from somewhere below. What followed was a desperate fight with a massive six legged monstrosity and a carpet of beetles. The spider like thing was fast and capable of lashing out in every direction, but it was the swarm of beetles that posed the greatest threat. I blasted it with my fire to little effect, Barl tossed alchemical fire and acid onto it, the blacksmith even tried to throw oil onto it. Sadly it didn’t light. I ran to get a torch but sometime between me fumbling with one of the lanterns and the priest falling down good old reliable Dalrack lit a torch and finished the beetles off. In the end most of us were covered in beetle bites but thankfully the priest was able sooth most of those wounds.
The others seemed interested in continuing to explore but Dalrack and I had our fill. We eventually retreated back to the tiny mine offices were we set up for the night. We talked for a while about what we should do with the tiny offices, we cleaned a bit, and then the blacksmith and the priest went back to town for supplies. Dalrack and I talked for a while about magic. He was a wizard and seemed to have little understanding for my style of magic. I answered his questions but didn’t volunteer anything. I didn’t tell him about my patron for example . . . not that I could tell him much anyways. My magic was in many ways a mystery even to me. However I wasn’t interested in questioning what worked too much.
Morwel
The blacksmith approached me when we returned. The usual question about what I was and what my motives were came up immediately. I grew quite annoyed at him, not because he wanted to know what I was, everyone wants to know this but most are too polite to pry, but because he didn’t listen. Last night I told him why I was accompanying them to this cairn. I wanted revenge, but for some reason the blacksmith only heard my comments about money, and then failed to understand why I grew angry. In the future I shall refrain from speaking with him. It seems a pointless task anyways.
I lay awake a while after that conversation. Someone with such an untrusting nature is likely use to betrayal and thus likely to try to betray those around him before they can do the same for him. I believe him to be untrustworthy and I shall need to watch him carefully.
I decided that I’d tell Dalrack what I was. The others I didn’t care about but Dalrack I didn’t want to hear about my species second hand. He had been loyal and kind thus far and deserved the right to know. I’ve only known him for about a day now but I trusted him and believed he had a noble soul. It’s too bad he wasn’t easier on the eyes . . .