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Hello ladies. I hear you are in need of someone handsome and buff such as myself. I will gladly join your party, if you'll have me. ;-)

This depresses me.

You should be depressed because you can never be as handsome as me.

Hello ladies.
Do you want your man to be as handsome as me?
Well he can't.
But he can certainly post like me by posting in this thread.

You fool, that will just energize it.

That was the most important part anyways.

I was told there would be a plethera of available women here. Apparently I was mistaken.

All the ladies require my presence, if you know what I mean ;).