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journal of a kitty
my two-legger was talking with the strangest two-leggers i ever saw!they have all these little prickly things sticking out of them,so i can't rub up against them!but they and my two-legger seem to get along fine.i guess they're all friends.time for a nice nap.

journal of orchid,last of the centaurs
we found the bad two-leggers,and lady susan sensed they were hurting the mares real bad!i was so upset,i just started running through all the snow to get at the bad people,even though it was still so far away.the new armoured two-legger started shooting his gods'weapons into the fort,and their was a big explosion.the bad two-leggers started running around,throwing the poor mares onto a big flying gods'cart,and took off before i could get there.i felt so ashamed!at least we killed or captured a lot of the bad people,and rescued most of the villagers.i helped everybody i could,and we made it back safely.some of the villagers are going back to their village when things are better,but the others want to stay with us.

journal of a kitty
the big,scaly dog didn't come back.i actually feel sad!i'll miss him so bad,but time for a nice nap.

journal of orchid,last of the centaurs
we found a badly-hurt two-legger colt who had run from evil raiders who attacked his village and he had run to us for help.i helped him a little with my herbs,but he will need a lot of help from the two-legger healer.when queen o-bai heard the news,she was very upset,and sent a force to go help the villagers.since the healer had to stay to help the colt,i went to help anybody who might be hurt.i felt so proud!it was cold and lots of snow as we set out,but we found the villagers in a few days.they were hungry and cold.we helped them best we could,and called marshal rob and his men on the gods'voice to rescue them with their gods'carts.but that night,we were attacked!bad two-leggers in flying gods'carts swooped in and grabbed all the pretty mares and fillies.i tried to grab one back,and i hurt her real bad!then i slipped in the snow and almost crushed a poor old stallion!i felt so ashamed!at least i was able to heal them and the other hurt people.we captured the bad flying man,but the dragon got killed!after marshal rob and the others arrived to take care of the people,we set out after the other bad people and their prisoners.

journal of a kitty:
my two-legger is so busy with her kitten,she almost never has time for me any more,but that's alright.i'd do the same if i had any kittens.instead i like to play with that other nice two-legger,and pounce on her bottom paws.it's funny to watch her hop around and meow.a lot of the two-leggers,and the nice four-legger,and the big,scaly dog left a lotta naps ago.i wonder if they will be coming back soon.i used to worry that the big scaly dog would eat some of them,even the four-legger,but i finally decided he is nice,too.i might even try to make him my big,scaly dog when he gets back.that will be fun!

journal of a kitty cat;
i was sleeping,curled up on my two-legger,when she suddenly started meowing real loud!and i wasn't even kneading her!her kittens were coming at last!the other two-legger,the kitten's daddy,started running around shouting,but other,quiet two-leggers came,too.but,then the big,scaly dog came,too!after a long time,and a lot of meowing,the first kitten arrived,a big boy two-legger!i was waiting for the rest of the kittens,but none came.apparently the boy kitten was so big,he was the only kitten my two-legger was having,but she and all the other two-leggers seemed very happy.apparently the big,scaly dog even helped bring the kitten safely.finally,everything quieted down,and both my two-legger and her kitten fell asleep.time for a nice nap.

journal of orchid,last of the centaurs:
the gods have planted a forest right near our kingdom.queen o-bai asked some of us to go explore it.the forest was full of many strange plants i never saw before.we got lost,but lady wren sensed god-power nearby.we found a strange little altar,so i knelt to the gods there,and lady wren and i offered some nuts and berries on the altar.a little four-legger appeared and was able to ask lady wren to bring us with him.we met with other little four-leggers and their high priest asked us for help against this horrible chaos being which was killing all the brave stallions among the four-leggers.the first four-legger led us to the choas being,and the brave warriors of our kingdom won a terrible and glorious battle.the four-leggers were so happy,and we made good friends with them!and one of their mares is an expert about all the plants of the new forest,and she is going to teach me all about them and how to use them!
later,queen o-bai ordered a store built,just for me to provide herbs to the kingdom!i feel so proud!

journal of a kitty
the big,scaly dog keeps getting bigger and bigger!it's even bigger than the nice four-legger human!at least it still seems nice though,and hasn't tried to eat me.i'm still staying close to my human,just to be sure.her kittens must be coming soon.i wonder how many they'll be.time for a nice nap...in my human's lap!

journal of orchid,last of the centaurs:
the two-leggers have been real nice to me,most of them at least.we've helped rescue lots of people and gone to many strange places and met many people and fought horrible chaos things.one of them was a real mean two-legger who was really a chaos thing.we should have known when he wouldn't let me inside his carousing place.he killed one of the two-leggers before they killed him.he was so horrible i couldn't help myself.i ran and ran,but then i fell in a hole and broke my leg.i was sure i was going to die,and i cried and cried,but i didn't notice what was in the hole.it was a giant egg!and it was hatching!a baby dragon came out,called me momma and healed my leg with god power!eventually we had to explain to him that i wasn't really his momma,but he still follows us around and helps us out.i met some nice two-leggers selling food,and they call me plainsrunner!we got back with lots of the things we needed and now we're setting up a kingdom.the nice mare with the swords is queen,i guess,and she asked me to try to help the people by talking with them and trying to give them good advice.i feel so proud!

journal of a kitty:
all the two-legs are back!and there's a huge big dog with them!it's big and scaly and talks with the two-legs in a big voice!i hope it's nice and won't eat me!i feel like taking a nice nap,but now i'm afraid to.i better stay with my two-leg all the time.

journal of a kitty
i been having it good.my favourite two leg takes good care of me,my i'm always warm and my tummy is always full.my two leg is swelling up with her kitties.i wonder when they will come?i even catch some mouses sometimes.best of all,the mean two legs all left with some of the others sometime ago.maybe only the nice ones will come back.time for a nice nap.

journal of a kitty cat
whew!it was really scary with the two-legs running and meowing and getting bit,but now everything is alright.i'm back with my favourite two-leg,and she is happy to hold me and pet me.i think she will have her kittens someday soon.i snuggle with her and she snuggles with the two-leg who made the kittens in her.lotsa good food.time for a nice long nap.

journal of a kitty cat
something is badly wrong.my new two-leg scooped me up and tucked me into the blanket next to her,but she was meowing and meowing and wouldn't stop.all the big two-legs were running and running,and i realized that the big mean dogs were chasing us.i'm real scared,and i'm just staying curled up in the blanket.i wish my two-leg would stop meowing.no time for a nap now

journal of orchid,last of the centaurs
i was still crying when i noticed most of the two-leggers were actually going into one of the gods' homes!and they weren't being struck dead!i finally decided to follow,but when i came to the opening,i mashed my nose into something that wasn't there!i couldn't see anything,but my nose really hurt.finally i fit through the small opening and came up to the opening that wasn't from inside the gods' home.i guess the gods took water,froze it,and put it into the openings of their homes so they can see out but we can't get in.i was looking outside at the two-legger stallion who wanted to hurt me,when there was a huge,ugly whinny from outside.several of the two-leggers looked at me,as if i did it,but then a huge,ugly horse stallion charged the two-legger stallion outside and tried to eat him.the two-legger threw his god's gift at the horse,but missed.the two-legger stallion with the shield threw a little axe at the horse,cutting it deep in the neck,and the outside two-legger threw another god's gift at it,but missed again.then the shield stallion swung a big axe at it,and there was this big loud noise and this terrible smell.when i looked,the horse stallion was now a gelding,and it was mad,but then it screamed.a shiny dome appeared behind it,and its leg disappeared!it fell down screaming,but got up and ran off on only three legs.meanwhile,a little,furry two-legger mare appeared inside the dome,and sat up when the dome disappeared.the two nice mares were talking to her,when the quiet mare came out,pushing a cart with a pile of chests on it.some of the two-leggers dug up some grass[Orchid is colourblind and can't tell the grass in question is purple!]and put it in another chest,and then they all started leaving,taking the loaded cart and the grass.the shield stallion started to get very tired,so he climbed on my back.to steady himself,he grabbed onto my teats,which really hurt,but at least he didn't fall off.we arrived at a huge gods' home,filled with large furry two-leggers,and another two-legger mare,who said something about knowing that others far away were in danger.the mare with the strange sword made me put covering on my head and top,and it feels weird to be covered.now we rescue the others faraway.

journal of a kitty cat
my big two-leg is taking good care of me.she carries me inside this nice,thick blanket,with me right next to her.when i feel playful,i knead her,right between her teats.she meows real loud,but then she purrs.i get lots of nice naps,and plenty of warm meat and tasty snacks.the big mean dogs bite my two-leg pretty often,and the other two-legs a lot,but they always get better after a lot of meowing.at least the big mean dogs can't hurt me.but wait,my two-leg is handing me to a smaller two-leg,and is walking off.this is a nice place with lots of wonderful smells and lots of food,and my new two-leg treats me just as good as my old one.she doesn't wear anything on the ends of her legs,so it's lots of fun to bite her there and watch her meow and hop around.still,i sometimes wonder what happened to my old two-leg.maybe she's having her kittens.time for a nice nap.

journal of orchid,last of the centaurs
the gods are very angry.they have sent the two-legged ones after the few of us left.we were running,but there were too many of them.finally,our stallion told us to keep running,and he turned to face them.we couldn't even turn back to look at him.finally,i just couldn't run any more.i had to stop and rest,so i laid down for just a second.when i woke up,there was a bright dome over me and more two-legged ones were running toward me.a stallion with lots of covering and a glowing god's gift in his hands challenged me,and i begged for mercy.before he could kill me,two mares,also heavily covered,took me and another two-legged mare,who wasn't all covered,off into a small valley between god-dwellings while other stallions shouted at each other.just then horrible chaos monsters jumped off the tops of the god-dwellings down on us.one of them bit my leg,but the one two-legged mare started slashing at it with a strange curved sword.when another monster tried to jump on me,it missed ,so i started stomping on it.it wasn't very happy pretty soon,as i really started crunching it.by the time i was done stomping,all the other monsters were gone,and the mare with the strange sword was bandaging my leg,just as if she was my sister.another mare shouted that this was the end of the world and that where i came from was destroyed.i don't know where i am or who these two-leggeds are,or what the monsters are or where they're coming from and i just started crying and crying.

journal of a kitty:
i was having my nice nap in the cool safe place when all the two legs came running up.the two leg who sits where i was lying picked me up and pushed me off my comfy spot,and the loud noise started and the cool safe place started shaking and moving.the nice two leg picked me up and started carrying me again.it didn't have the thick anymore,so when i kneaded it,it started meowing again,but it still carried me nicely.a lot of the other two legs were meowing,too,and i realized they all got bitten by the mean dogs.after a while,some of them stopped meowing,so i guess they weren't hurting any more.finally,it got dark again,and the two leg who carries me lay down on the ground with me.then another two leg came over,and pretty soon,it and my two leg were meowing again,only this time i realized that they were trying to make kittens.i wonder how many kittens my two leg is gonna have,and when.after they finished making the kittens,they both fell asleep,so i decided to take another nice nap.

journal of a kitty:
the two leg who been carrying me lifted me way up high and put me in a nice,cool place.this is nice.i wanna stay here a good long time.i can see if those bad dogs are coming,and they can't reach me up in here.time for a nice nap.

journal of a kitty:
i been real scared.all the big two legs aren't here,and all there are is all the big mean dogs.i have to run and hide in my special place all the time.but,wait,here come more big two legs!one of them is making nice purrs at me.maybe i should check it out.the big two leg picks me way up and purrs more at me,then it gives me to another big two leg.it purrs even more and calls me neko.it carries me all the rest of the day,and feeds me meat,warm meat!just little bits at a time,but lots!my tummy is full for first time since the other two legs left.we settle down to sleep,and i knead and knead the big two leg to make it comfy for me,and it meows and meows,but it lets me settle down to sleep and wraps a nice warm blanket around me.when i wake up,the big two leg starts carrying me again in the nice warm day.it gives me to another two leg,which purrs to me,too,but then takes me back after awhile.things are good,and i feel nice and safe.no big mean dogs are gonna get me now.time for a nice,long nap.