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Compared to the taste of Caiden Calien ale and see which is better?

Pft. Immortality or no, it's obvious which one is better...

Believe me, you don't want to know.

The sound of Spellcasting issues from the shadows

Dimensional Anchor: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (18) + 11 = 29 vs. Sark's flatfooted touch.

"Laws and politics aren't usually my thing, but," she grins at Sark, "I'm glad I showed up."

Sigh.

My people still haven't seen or heard anything, which means he hasn't been in any bars, and hasn't gotten arrested.

So that's something.

Mariah walks over to the broken window, and stares out at the trail of destruction THUNDERLIPS! left in his wake. Then turns back to Miss Quick

Did... didn't Maldris tell us to keep him out of trouble tonight?

Well, you know what they say, it's not a Blackrose party until at least half the guests die.

points and laughs

Ooh, bag turkey.

Mariah helps herself to a leg.

I've just always assumed killing slavers was kind of a standing order.

Wellllll... it is and it isn't.

It is, in that you get a free beer and a mark on the board for every slaver you kill.

Points to a chalkboard with several names written on it. Each name has a few tally marks beneath it.

It isn't, in the, uh, legal sense. According to the courts, killing slavers is still "murder" since they're technically "people."

Mariah finishes her drink.

Excellent! I haven't had a good drinking contest in months.

Glances at the ale soaking into the walls, floor, bar, ceiling, and THUNDERLIPS!'s thong.

I take it I'm going first?

Waits patiently to hear the story.

LET'S SEE CAYDENITE MOUTH-BREATHER MAXIMOMMY DO THAT!

Is that a challenge?

claps slowly

Just don't do that anywhere near my bar, and we'll get along fine.

Heh.

But back to the topic at hand.

You don't have to wait for Maldris's seal of approval to go after slavers. You just have to get in and out before the guards show up.