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Man-slave has witnessed a 16 rolled by d20. Followed by a 5 on d6. The boards have been unkind to the Mistress of late and she has retreated to her room in protest.

My apologies. She rolled a 6 in front of me. That missed the DC so I didn't even bother reporting it.

Nothing to see here...

In keeping with her performance earlier this evening, the mistress has rolled a 4, for an initiative total of 6.

*offers the Mistress a pretzel.*

*Carries silver d4 to the place where Pam retreats to when she reads. Notes roll while holding drink. Returns to report result for judgment. 4.*

Man-slave serves only the mistress. Particularly when the moon is in the seventh house. But thinking it through, that might not be the wisest idea. You have to roll for hit points and spell points. You have to choose a new 1st level spell, and a 3rd level feat.

Does your sister still have dice?

Ahhh, Pam's post got eaten - so the man-slave has been tasked with providing her input. If the Poster Monster General happens to read this, you're lucky your servers are on the other side of the country. Pam now wishes to perpetrate violence on said machines in a fit of moon-induced rage. Instead she has gone to take a nap.

Sari mumbles something about the big goblin being man-work, stows the crossbow and picks up her spear on her way to stand over the quasit. Her close inspection of the creature reveals that like its minions, this thing is stitching back together of its own accord.

She plans to administer the Coup de Grace on her next turn.