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Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

Dang. I was waiting in the wings, followed the whole new game with Mae posed mid-discussion with the Eye, waiting for a grand and apologetic entrance. I feel Mae was responsible in part for the end of the first game by Leroy Jenkins-ing the giants and then leaving, apologies to DH and Patrick for that. Tell you what Terq, how about another game? Let's make something work.


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

Apologies for lack of posting - spotty internet connection and some RL. Will get back ASAP...


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

Oh well also. ;)


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

1-50 miss: 1d100 ⇒ 49

Thx BTM


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

Mae blindly, bravely swings Alcor's Bane in a defensive, offensive arc - attempting to both push foes away and smash them down...

Git!!!!: 1d20 + 5 + 3 + 2 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 5 + 3 + 2 - 2 + 1 = 23 [+5 BAB, +3 Str, +2 enchantment -2 PA, +1 bless [minus whatever penalty for being blind...]
Away!!!: 1d8 + 3 + 2 + 6 + 3d6 ⇒ (7) + 3 + 2 + 6 + (4, 3, 2) = 27[+3 Str, +2 enchantment, +6 PA, +3d6 Channel]


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

Will DC 16: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12

He glittering magick fouls Mae's vision. With a roar, and swinging morningstar and shield in front of her, the blinded princess screams

"Wuh!?! Stephanie!!! What have you done!!!"


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

Cold Zone DC 14: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 18

Rimy Breath DC 19: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 26


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Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.
Miagnik wrote:
Mae, were you AFK making some fried chicken for yourself, while the rest of us painstakingly planned out this fight that only had a... 32.33% chance of success?

What plan?

(Rushes off to check)

I AM sticking to the plan - apparently Mae suggested running through them and then we would be attacking them from both sides. Now technically no-one said that was a bad idea. Royal perogative.

(I'm so sorry. Ooops.)

:)


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

Me too, me too...


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

When she does act, Mae does not hesitate. With her finest royal yell, she charges the undead atrocities, magic shield ready to bash!!!

Free Action: Rage!
Full Round Action: Charge! Shieldbash with Alcor's Bane...

Klaaa!!!: 1d20 + 5 + 3 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (5) + 5 + 3 + 2 - 2 = 13 [+5 BAB, +3 Str, +2 enchantment -2 PA]
Bookh!!!: 1d8 + 3 + 2 + 6 + 3d6 ⇒ (5) + 3 + 2 + 6 + (4, 4, 3) = 27 [+3 Str, +2 enchantment, +6 PA, +3d6 Channel]
Correct me if the base shield dice is wrong...


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

Initiative: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16

Too funny Miagnik!!!


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

Yup, thanks Terq. :)


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

"So then, you'll be twiddling your thumbs, handsome." replies Mae, springing to form up behind Rowing, swinging her morningstar and favouring the arcanist with a toothy grin.


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

Yup, looks good to me...


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

*Beams idiotically, with a royal assurance*


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

"Both?" murmurs Mae. "Those of us sneaky enuff - ambushers. Then run past it quick for the archers to come up and we get it between us?"


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (15) + 10 = 25

Mae's ears prick up, facing east.

"Yes, that sound. It's coming from the east."

The doughty warrioress peers into the blackness and waves her morningstar meaningfully.

"Sounds like chains. Or a heavy flail. Or could be the stomping of something large caparisoned in armor that rattles. A cage on legs?"


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

Mae stares at the bleached field before them.

"Hmpph. They really don't clean up around here!"

She takes in the nature of the doors and the chains.

"So an armless creature dwells on the other side, and occasionally gets let in to eat folk?"

Still, the brave brave warrior stands her ground, not keen to enter - her fingers tensing on her morningstar.


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

"'N'I'm right behind you Hal. Well, kinda, while also next to Lu."

She whispers to Luelleschia:

"Wow. You talk a LOT!"


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

Musta been hearing things....Ignore Mae's insane jabberings...


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

Conscious of not losing her position next to Luelleschia, Mae leans over and whispers to Hal:

"Uh, Hal....what others? I thought we were all here?"


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

Not one to miss an opportunity to insert herself for an immature reason in the midst of events of plane-shattering importance, Mae pouts.

"B-but I wanted to go next to Lu-elly. She likes me!"


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Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

Mae is lost for words, and takes some moments to gather her wits, which apparently were left in the previous room.


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

"Oh right. This makes perfect sense. People I can see are invisible, but people who are invisible aren't here. Would someone please kindly explain to me what the dev...ehrmmm. Oh never mind...."

Slightly catching on, Mae taps the pedestal and waits to turn invisible.


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Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

"Stephanie! This is no time to fool around. Make them visible again!" thunders Mae, staring daggers at her sister.


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

"Try what?" Mae asks, head swishing from side to side looking from companion to companion, somewhat alarmed.


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Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

After listening to such dire predictions, Mae is somewhat nervous...or sheepish. Hard to tell. Whatever the mood, she is distinctly uncomfortable. She holds her hand in front of the woman's face, and moves it to and fro.

"Alright, Miss pressy-ents - what did I just do, and will I ever do it again?"

Just to be extra tricky, Mae remembers herself and waves the hand a second time, to be sure reality and control have not been wrested from her royal self.


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

Mae does a double take and thenscoots in close to give her best approximation of a friendly smile over Miagnik's shoulder...

Aid Another: Diplomacy: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (16) - 1 = 15


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

Mae smacks her morningstar meaningfully into her palm.

"This one a demon too? Should I "wake" her up?"


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

"One does not read oneself. One is read to!" the princess returns just as easily...


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

Mae's lips curl in disdain.

"Oldest trick in the book..." she murmurs as she flies past after the others...


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

That's the mental image I had too - if the pit is created where he is, then he would be depending from the chain into the cavity made below him, by his leg where it is chain'd and thus, initially, upside down...


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

Sorry, just landed at my holiday destination. Will post tonight Oz time...


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

Mae is too distracted by not knowing what is going on to know whats going on enough to cause a distraction.


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

Good idea Steph!


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

I'm happy to be challenged as to whether or not to murder things. :)

I think we are up to the roleplaying challenge of seeing if we don't get into a party wide confrontation over a moral quandary.

Makes a change from murder hoboing anyways...


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

Mae moves toward the demon, casually swinging her morningstar. But she does not charge, nor move within his reach.

"So....are we to murder him? Can we at least let him off the chain...make it less....murdery?"

I'm a bit confused - are we trying to kill him?


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

Initiative: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

Mae walks slightly backwards toward the demon, still chatting with Steph and Miagnik.

"Scary? I'm very unimpressed. He looks like something the cat dragged in after a good night on the town, a town in which the choices were extremely limited."


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

After Miagnik speaks, Mae merely nods in mute horror. Then she whispers to her companions.

"Definitely...demonic. I mean, he definitely needs to lose that rope belt. How is he going to scare anyone looking like that. Appall them perhaps...."


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

Unless someone puts a staying hand on Mae, she's going to mention somewhat derisively (and loudly) that something is definitely foul around here, and completely ruin any chance of surprise...


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

"Aiii...tchooooo!" sneezes Mae, a monumental paroxysm shaking the doughty princess.

"Miagnik! Next door!"

Mae suddenly remembers her manners.

"Now!!!"


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

On entering the apparently completely epmpty chamber, Mae looks alarmed.

"The demon is invisible!!! she shrieks, crouching into a martial stance and swinging wildly.

Aieee!!!!!: 1d20 + 5 + 1 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 5 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 12 [+5 BAB, +1 Str, +1 mwk, +1 bless]
SkrangTingDongBang!!!: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7 [+1 Str]

Miss Completely Chance: 1d100 ⇒ 88


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Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

Mae, apparently thinking this is a test, where the answer is "either must", not "or not if they don't want", focuses sharply on the word "dangerous" - the flustered princess neglects to resort to haughty indignation, and quickly panics.

She points at Windel.

"Him!"


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

Apologies to Kokomo/Beach Boys....

;)


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Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

Redondo, Karrita, oooooh Moriana;
Poronggul, and Lulu and Mae's made another booboo
With symbols, and Windel and Whiskey Barrel
Hal's grimble and Rownig, Stephanie and Miagnik....

We'll make it there....from Redondo.


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

Mae looks the jumped up dwarfdemon up and down.

"Careful how many orders you give Lulu. One wrong move and I'll brain you down so hard your toes will start thinking on their own."

Mae turns to...someone else. Anyone really. In her most softest yet convincingly authoritative voice:

"Now we just need to close that door and open the other one."

[smiles]


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

Mae's eyes narrow, and she pipes up.

"I definitely don't have it! What does it look like?"


Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

Yea....that's totes what Mae is doing...Protecting others. Placing herself in the way of danger and thinking about other people....Yep. Fer sure....;p


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Female Goblin Barbarian 5; HP 58/58/ 68/68; AC 23 T 15 FF 19; Fort +6; Ref +5; Will +1/+3; Init +6; Per +10; CMB +6; CMD 20; Spd 40 ft.

Mae listens with growing excitement as first Miagnik has been showing he's paid attention to just how great and powerful Mae is, and then rattles off his plan for demonic domination. Trying not to show it, Mae settles herself.

Eyeing Hal carefully, she takes a fairly infamous stance then whispers to her sister.

"Actually Stephanie, if you are going to do this "wresting of power", best you put it under my command. Strictly on a deference to authority kind of protocol of course."