I'll be submitting a human barbarian of much girth. Madok Bone Cruncher! (just have to pfs a first level version of this avatar)(PS this is "Digger.")
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"Rarrrrrrrrrrg! OUT OF MY BRAIN!
Madok whiffs.
"SEEMS FINE TO ME."
"I THINK THIS IS THE WIND ROOM."
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" Madok runs.
"YOU ARE GOOD AT PICKING THE DIRECTION WE GO IN OF AT."
"HOORAY! THE UNKNOWN LORD BE PLEASED!
"TOADS KNOW NOT OF SIZE ...KNOW NOT OF MY LORD!"
"THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ANYONE EVER!"
"WAIT NO I AM SHRINKING! BLASPHEMY! BLASPHEMY TO THE UNNAMED GOD! ARRRRG!" Madok enters a rage and attacks his rune.
"YOU'RE ALL GROWING!"
"WHAT'S A RUNE?"
"WOW THAT LOOKS NICE."
"SOUNDS GOOD TO ME!"
"I go with the dragonslayer's wisdom. Dang ...almost had my first convert ..."
Ooops yeah! Healing please!
"HEY TAIL FRIEND GUY! WE KILLED THE ZOMBIES! IT'S OK NOW!"
"OH HI, LADIES! WE ARE ON AN INTER-FAITH MISSION EXCEPT SOME OF US ARE DEAD OR MISSING."
Gasping, flesh shredded, Madok turns to Roa. "THANKS BIRD BUDDY!"
Madok swings wildly again.
Clearly, his mind is still on theology.
Madok is perturbed. Finally, the right moment to talk about the wonderful god that had saved him came along ...and with a magic talking tailface! AND THESE CREATURES DARE INTERRUPT?? Enraged by evangelical blueballs he attacks the nearest foe
"OH SURE DEFINITELY. I HAVE HIS HOLY SACRED TOME. HE CAN DO ...ANYTHING.HIS POWER ...ENORMOUS."
GM: "NO, WE ARE NOT ALL FOLLOWERS. NOT YET. I INTEND OF SHARING THE SECRET WITH THOSE WHO ARE WORTHY. NO ONE MAY SAY MY GOD'S NAME, I THINK. BUT I HAVE SEEN HIS ...POWER."
Madok moves to whisper in the thing's ear-ish area. "I FOUND THE HOLY TEXT OF A SECRET GOD ...ONE MORE POWERFUL THAN ALL THE OTHER GODS COMBINED!"
"NO TRICK! JUST BEING FRIENDLY!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY SECRET KNOWLEDGES!!!!"
"WHOA WATCH OUT SNAKE-WITH-MOUTH! SHE'S DANGEROUS! SHE KILLS DRAGONS!"
"GUYS IT SOUNDS LIKE A PRETTY GOOD DEAL RIGHT?"
"SECRET KNOWLEDGE??? I HAVE SECRET KNOWLEDGE TOO!"
"SEE! THAT TAIL HAS SCALES! AND I THINK ITS TALKING TO ME!"
"A SCALEY ONE LET'S GO!" Madok runs after it.
"GUYS I SAW A SCALEY TAIL! IT WENT TO, UM, THAT DIRECTION!" Madok points.
"A monster??? Where???
"I HOPE HE'LL BE OK! HE SEEMS NICE!"
"I DON'T THINK SO! HELLO FALK I AM MADOK! "
"OH MAN! I REALLY WANT TO GO THROUGH THAT DOOR GUYS! REALLY BAD!"
Tomorrow I'm flying to Nantucket for a week ...I'll have some access but a lot less. Feel free to DMPC as needed.
"WOW! THAT'S A SMART IDEA GUYS!"
Going to a music festival ...I'll be in and out of contact for the weekend. DMPC as needed.
"OH SURE NO PROBLEM BUDDY!"
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