"HEY THERE PRESSURE HEADS, THIS IS PRESSURE TV COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM THE BEEEE-RUTAL AFTERMATH OF TODAY'S JUNK RACE. AS YOU CAN SEE, MOST OF THE OTHER RACERS HAVE EXPLODED! IT WAS AWESOME! STANDING VICTORIOUS OVER THEIR CHARRED REMAINS IS THE STARFINDER TEAM, SPONSORED BY YOURS TRULY, MR PRESSURE. LOOK HOW ATTRACTIVE THEY ARE! TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR MORE BADASS STARFINDER ACTION, HERE ON PRESSURE TV!"
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