Liza "Horny" Black-Gluz's page

Ah, Liza dearest "Lady Pamodae" bid her to approach

Yes my Lady the rather tall thiefling bowed gracefully.

I have an assignment for you

For f!@@s worth, dont have me play Nocticula again, I f+$&ing swear there was an actual Succubus in he audience staring daggers at me.
Liza thought at those news.

I am all ears She spoke as her left hand subconciously moved to her upper legs. She did have scales there, that, with a bit of stawberry jam and makeup, could be make to look like legs seeping molten iron.

the worst thing was the "hoof-shoes" she reminisced

Ah no my dear, you will not pretend to be a Demon Lord this time, have you heard of Saul Vancaskerkins grand reopening? Figure out what is going on with it. You have always been more of a brawler then a working girl, I think you will do just fine in this task.

Eh, well, seems there is money in it
I shall see what I can do, my prowress as a party enchancer, in all meanings of the term is known after all!

Yes Yes, now skedaddle.

Stats=
STR= 15+2 Dex=14 Con=13 Int=12-2 wis=8 Cha=14+2

Favored class bonus Skill points (5 SP per level)

Alternate racial traits:

Beguiling liar (+4 to bluff, replaces +2 to perception and disable device from demonspawn)

Maw (very very pointed incisors, akin to a Vampires, replaces Shatter spell like ability from demonspawn)

Scaled Skin (Fire resistance 5 and +1 natural armor AC)

Traits:
Pamodaes catspaw
Savant (perform sing)
Irrepressible

Drawbacks:
Vain

Feat: Extreme Mood Swings (+1 to any received morale bonus, +2 if also drunk)

180 gold
Four mirror armor (120 gold)
Cold Ion Bardiche (24 gold)
Cutlass (15 gold)
Heavy wooden shield (7 gold)

Spell component pouch
Blanket
5 trail rations

Entertainers cloths (free)

HP=9/9 rage 11/11
Basic non inspired rage:
AC=10+1(nat armor) +2 (dex) +6 (armor)=19/21 if using shield and cutlass
Flat footed=17/19
Touch=12

If raging:

AC=10+1(nat armor) +2 (dex) +6 (armor)=18/20 if using shield and cutlass
Flat footed=16/18
Touch=11

Saves:
Fort=3
Ref=2
wis=1

Saves raging:
Fort=5
Ref=2
wis=2

Offense non rage
Bardiche=+3AB d10+4
Cutlass=+3AB d6+3
Secondary bite=-2 AB d6+1

Offense rage
Bardiche=+5 AB d10+7
Culass=+5AB d6+5
Secondary bite=+0AB D6+2

Ini=+2
Perception=3
Sense motive=-1

Background skills: 2/2

Perform Sing =1+3+3+2=9
Soon I will b**@%&&! people with this!

Linguistics =1+3=4
Some clients insited that I berate them in Abyssal, infernal or even celestial, Lady Pamodae had a library for that, funnily enough.

Adventure skills 5/5

Perception=1+3-1=3
Diplomacy=1+3+3=7
Bluff=1+3+4+3=11
Acrobatics =1+2+3=6 (5 ACP)
Kn. Local=1+1+3=5

Level 0: Dancing lights, prestigitation, detect magic, mage hand

Level 1: Grease, murderous command

So Bob, which of the girls do you like the most? One satisfied customer, possibly a mage or sorceror based on his pointy hit with "Wizzard!!!" written on it, asked another, this one more broadshouldered, burly and speaking with a Kellid accent.

Honestly, the grunge singer, whatshername "Horny?"
The Kellid reminisced

Really, have you seen her teeth? I bet she could bite your head off, nevermind other body parts.
The "wizzard" asked

Eh, I love her Succubus getup The kellid stated.

Meh, I tried, that she can easily benchpress me is immersion breaking! She should pretend to be a Lilitu instead! The "wizzard" expressed his opinion

A Lili-what? Spoke the Kellid, always willing for some more knowledge planes

Look, she has quite sizeable horns, no visible wings, and a relatively strong tail. She is also physically strong, like, seriously, those Abs, clearly she is more a Lilitu and less a Sucubus, Sucubi have wings and cant rip you in 2. Oh, and they dont tower above most non Barbarians either! Ok, her hair color is black, and somehow all of the well known Lilitu are blonde, but that clearly unimportant The "wizzard" gives an impromptu lesson on planar lore.

If you think she is too big, have you tried giving her a reduce person potion? Or drinking enlage person yourself? Spoke the Kellid, on account of his unusually high sense motive.

Liza is relatively well known to be an employee of Shorafa Pamodae, mostly working as a Skald, added security, and occassionally taking in clients with special wishes. The later is fairly expensive and catered towards submissive clients.

Her relationship with Shorafa is somewhat rocky, she deferrs to her but seeks to regain a degree of indepedence. The 2 had a semi public flareup after a "pay per view" ceremony had Liza pretend to be the demon lord Nocticula. She found getting spanked by Shorafa, who pretended to be Callistria, rather demeaning and humiliating.

She has not attended any Calistrian religious ceremonies since then, keeping her involvement entirely secular. She also bought the biggest Cold Iron Bardiche she could find, as well as "Killing Demons for idiots" written by a certain Askold "Beerfiend" Magnusson, a Kellid commander in the Mendevian army of the 5th crusade.

Krystal I think? One of Sauls old crew?
Kn. Local Krystal: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12

That would be Mholg, would recognice that face anywhere! I think that was one of Klegs enforcers?

Kn. Local Mholg: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24

Hmm, Gorumite Dwarf? Incidentally Shorafae asked me to recon him, and Gorumites are kind of easy to talk to. I think I just chatted him about martial sagas, not incorrectly claiming that I am a Skald looking for inspiration.
Kn. Local Brand: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25

Ok, slightly less memorable face then Mholg, but what was that guys deal again?
Kn. Local Corwynt the greatmaker honorable dispenser of enlarge person: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14

Oh, one of the rare Mercs with brains, I think Shorafa viewed him as a possible recruit for the less seductive side of things, hmm, what have I overheard?
Kn. Local Morrolan: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22

+9 gold Golem -5 bet
+9 gold golem -5 bet
+15 gold ghoulette insult -5 bet
+30 gold from round after that
=48 gold won