| Full Name |
Lincoln Hills |
| Race |
Human |
| Gender |
Male |
| Size |
Medium |
| Age |
41 |
| Special Abilities |
The ability to keep my big trap shut (at times) |
| Alignment |
Misanthropic Idealist |
| Deity |
I'm not touching that one with a 30' pole |
| Location |
Oregon |
| Languages |
English, Spanish (about on a par with Yakoff Smirnov's English) |
| Occupation |
Dogsbody |
| Homepage URL |
TBA |
| Strength |
11 |
| Dexterity |
7 |
| Constitution |
12 |
| Intelligence |
16 |
| Wisdom |
13 |
| Charisma |
11 |
About Lincoln Hills
"[When going to Heaven,] Leave your dog outside. Heaven goes by favor[itism]. If it went by merit, you would stay out and the dog would go in."
- Mark Twain, in a letter to Albert Paine
Douglas Adams: So what do we do if we get bitten by something deadly, then?
Toxicologist: Well, what do you think you do? You die, of course. That's what 'deadly' means.
Douglas Adams: But what about cutting open the wound and sucking out the poison?
Toxicologist: Rather you than me. I wouldn't want a mouthful of poison.
- from Last Chance to See
