Character Generation:
Use this page to get the basics, most importantly Service Group, and Naming Conventions:
http://www.thekeep.org/~wombat/Paranoia/CharCreation.html
Use this page to create Character: http://paranoia.polyatomic.org/
NOTES:
Click "use a custom name".
Clearance is "RED".
Clone number is "1".
Play style is "Classic".
Do not click the "mutations" option.
Get assigned to a Service Group by using "random" on that drop-down. (You have just been given RED security clearance, so you are going from assembly line drone in the sub-factories to entry level duties in the Service Group assigned to you by the computer. This assignment is based on close observation of your skills, inclinations and interests. It is not random at all.)
Choose a Secret Society. THIS IS TREASON, BY THE WAY. DO NOT JOIN A SECRET SOCIETY.
Use the "die roll" option for stats.
THE ONLY INFORMATION YOU WILL WANT TO SHARE LOOKS LIKE THIS:
Name: DIP-R-STK-1
Gender: Male
Service group: HPD & Mind Control [Entertainment Scouting Agencies]
Description: Dip has close cropped hair and a small van d&*+ goatee. He has stern features and always wears fingerless wool gloves.
(You are wearing a red jumpsuit, red sneakers, and carry a red messenger bag with your assigned {and unassigned} gear. Your Service Group Patch is on your left arm. Any variation from uniform is considered a punishable offense and HIGHLY DISCOURAGED, although you should list it in a brief description of yourself such as the one above.)