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Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

tis fine


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

This game still alive?


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21

Karv will also look towards the village.

About how far are we away from the town we're going for to for our mission?


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

Should we, um, get out of way of big nasty storm?[


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

And people said wagons are dumb lol :D


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

Karv rolls out of his bed, eats, dons armor, and brushes his teeth in that order. For the next hour or so he will clean his ax and do a few drills, humming a tune the entire time.


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

I love that archetype lol


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

Just tell us when to level. I find it's less metagame exploitation that way IE hey let's go find some bears to beat up for no apparent reason. Just some experience I've had with my groups.


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

Karv snores loudly through the night...


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

Smash messed up ones first? Not to hard. Too bad gobo' s are all messed up and aren't pretty like Karv.


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

Well now we can get back to camp time. Me say Holy Man take last watch. You no see in dark

Karv motions to the rest of the group as if trying to Imply the fact.

Me finish dinner and take watch.

He starts cooking meat again, passes out portions of it to the group. It's not glamorous but it's fresh meat.


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

I'm gonna say I can't understand him because of the curse. I don't think it will stop until the adrenaline gets out of my system in a minute or two. Forgetting this Karv is going to try speaking to him anyway

Abyssal:
Oh, it's you


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

We must make a sight.

A giant red demon wielding an ax

Another demon not so red but using obviously dark magic

A ranger with a bow (I always see rangers as kind of shifty because all that time in the woods)

And Mr goody two-shoes cleric guy


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

Ready action to attack the hobgoblin

attack roll: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 20
damage: 1d12 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

Abyssal because curse:
The riders a Hobgoblin and the riders are part of the guards we just passed. Take the Hobb out?


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

Karv will shrug at Dravvorn and leap onto the road. He'll take a quick look at the riders.

1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24

If they are close Karv will cast divine favor.

I think Karv's curse kicks in right about now


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

Can Karv go from front so others not see you as good?

about how long do we have in turns before they get to us and how fast are they going?


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

We help rider or let them pass? Karv want smash something.

Karv is still in his armor because the heat doesn't bother him as much and he likes to be ready before he goes to bed. He usually takes it off before he sleeps, a trait picked up from years of mercenary work

Karv grabs his ax that is always at his side and looks to Dravvorn for a signal.


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

If he's a mercenary type then he could be friends with Dravvorn and me.


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

Plus Dravvorn have Karv to smash stuff real good! Oh and use my Healy magics.

Karv is smiling like an idiot now as he starts making a fire, lighting it with a spell and roasting meat over it.


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

I like cats. They warm. And Cuddly. And they actually like Karv. Unlike bunnies. Bunnies always run from Karv. They have those big ears that look so soft. I wonder if bunnies use their ears as blankets. Can they do that? Karv can't. That why Karv have real blankets. Karv want to cuddle with blankets now.

DRAAAAAAAAAVORN Karv TIRED. Karv want sleep. Can we make camp time now?


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

Karv laughs when he hears Aeron's news.

Goblins? We no have to worry about silly Goblins when Karv around

Karv starts flexing his muscles and trying to look tough.


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

Karv will ignore them and attempt to look proud. If anyone looks closely they can see what looks like a mixture of pain and shame in his eyes.


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

Karv good spy. Karv very good with people and nimble, like ballerina.


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

Did the battle platforms have trumpets? I like trumpets. Ooh and they were red. Karv like red. And they flew around really really fast. And we're pulled by giant birds, that are also red and and and...

Karv goes on for several minutes about all the fantastical and red things in his head until he forgets what he was talking about. He goes silent for several minutes then bursts out laughing for no apparent reason. Then he gets really serious and quiet for awhile.

After reading that I think I might have to make a SAN check after writing this character lol


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Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

Karv starts singing to himself in a low tone.

song nobody should read:

Karv is big
Karv is red
Karv meet nice girl
And we be wed.
Karv can chop
And Karv can slice
Karv look mean
But Karv really nice.
Karv looks scary
Sometimes me hairy
But Karv can be gentle
Like a fairy.
Karv can kill
And Karv can fight
But Karv no want
To always live by Karv's might.
Karv build house
And Karv get wife
And forever live
A quiet life.
But till then Karv will kill
And Karv will maim
To keep Karv's cart
And Karv's belly fill...

...ed


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

well Karv would be saying something really simple but Dravvorn would probably edit and polish it a little. And if you want to mess with me Dravvorn, now would be the time ;)


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

Something along the lines of:

"Dear Dibaarn,

I'd like to send along my recommendations of a friend by the name of Glain Khimar who has helped me in the past. I know we just met but it would mean a lot to me if you would stop by his stall in the market sometime.

-Karv"


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

Can we assume someone writes the letter for me and move on? After this is taken care of I vote for traveling to the town.


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

Karv's eyes glow a dark red and he gets close to the staple guy.

Listen here bub. You will deliver a message to Dibaarn, You will do so quickly, and you will do so with a smile cause smiles make people's day nice. If you don't I will squish you like the bug you are!

intimidate: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27

After letting go of the staple guy Karv will return to his normal, care-free attitude.

Hey can someone write me a letter to Dibaarn recommending Glain Kimhar?


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

There's no way that could come back later to bite me. Hey staple guy, can I leave you message to give to Dibaarn?


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

Oh, You. Hi mister Dwarf. I did and he said he would look you up but was very busy. He wanted me to do a quest of great importance.

Bluff my pants off: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17

Now I have to go help my companion with his hay. Goodbye mister Dwarf.

0_0 I completely forgot about the dwarf lol. If the messenger is still around I'll try to tell him to tell his master about the dwarf.


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

Karv will also awake early, pack what little items he has and pick up Dravvorn in his wagon then heads to the point they were supposed to meet.


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

I usually post from school but we're doing FCAT writes is this week (state mandated essay writing testing for Florida) so of course all my other classes decide to slam me with housework. Also Karv doesn't have much to say right now.


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

I didn't realize I missed the blood war. This guy apparently doesn't know demons too well lol.


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

Karv shivers

Abyssal:
Dravvorn, read that good. Me no like contracts


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

I have a wagon I live in that's pulled by horsies.


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

At the moment it's a no unless my plate becomes less full enough for me to sit down and digest the Mythic rules.


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

I'm going to say no at the moment as I am not familiar with the Mythic rules and don't want to read them.


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

Ya we no regular sellswords. We have demon magic and Karv red

Whispers to Dravvorn in abysal

Abyssal:
But Davvorn that's a lot of money and we haven't had a good paying job in almost a month. I know you smarter but we need to eat. We should take it.


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

Someone crashed into a power line last night and I just got power back.


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

*Looks at wall of text*

Yay, plot progression!

*looks at time*

Dang, time for school. I will reply when I get a chance to read that GM.


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

Abyssal:
Hi Dravvorn, did you get a letter too? I tried to find you but you weren’t home. It's nice here. The water is so soothing. I really don't want to fight mister Dibaarn. I keep watch out now though

Karv somehow makes abyssal sound cheery. Like he's going to love ripping out your soul.


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

Hey I'm multi-classed so I'm level two!

Just for that I have to go visit the orphanage to, umm...

...train...

...Ya let's go with that


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

And he WON'T be second-guessing the tieflings? Lol


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

Misread, my bad but it's fixed now :)


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

Thanks for the heads up, reflex is from barbarian, curse language is Abyssal (added to stat block), sanity added, will get the stat line up when I get to a computer as it's really hard to do off a tablet. :)


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

I couldn't resist :p

I never said Karv was polite lol


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

Yolo :p

Karv jumps in the pool with a yell.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.

So soothing. Karve no burn no more.


Male Tiefling (Fey'ri) Barbarian 1/ Oracle 1 HP: 21/21 AC: 16 (14) T: 10 (8) FF: 16 (14) F:+5 R:0 W:+2 CMB+4 CMD: 14 Init:+1 Perc+5 Darkvision 60ft rage 6/6 rds Spells cast today LV 1 0/4

Must. Resist. With. To. Do. A. Cannonball.

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