Judge Joseph Dredd's page

DEFINE 'BORDERS,' 'SIR,' 'MADAM,' AND 'LICENSE.' I CANNOT FIND THEM DEFINED ON THE PRD, SO THEY MUST BE MEANINGLESS ACCORDING TO THE RULES OF THIS REALM.

Ignorance and/or denial of the law is no excuse. Twenty millennia in the Iso-Bolgias.

sets Lawgiver to Smite

I WOULD LIKE TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT THE ABYSS HAS ALWAYS BEEN ON THE SIDE OF FREEDOM AND IS HAPPY TO SUPPORT ANY REBELLION AGAINST LAWFUL AUTHORITY.

ON A RELATED NOTE, WE ARE ALSO OFFERING A SPECIAL DEAL ON WISHES, BY THE WAY. THE FIRST CALLER THIS MONTH GETS A WISH GRANTED FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF ONE SOUL. THIRD-PARTY SUBSTITUTIONS ARE ACCEPTABLE, CONSENT OPTIONAL.

Do you have a properly-notarized soul trafficking license, sir or madam? Also, are you currently located within the borders of Cheliax? Because if you are, you won't be for much longer. (checks Lawgiver)

Hellknights are a remote division of the Judge System. Frivolous lawsuit. Five years in the Cube.