I WOULD LIKE TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT THE ABYSS HAS ALWAYS BEEN ON THE SIDE OF FREEDOM AND IS HAPPY TO SUPPORT ANY REBELLION AGAINST LAWFUL AUTHORITY.
ON A RELATED NOTE, WE ARE ALSO OFFERING A SPECIAL DEAL ON WISHES, BY THE WAY. THE FIRST CALLER THIS MONTH GETS A WISH GRANTED FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF ONE SOUL. THIRD-PARTY SUBSTITUTIONS ARE ACCEPTABLE, CONSENT OPTIONAL.
Do you have a properly-notarized soul trafficking license, sir or madam? Also, are you currently located within the borders of Cheliax? Because if you are, you won't be for much longer. (checks Lawgiver)