Jerk Gentry's page

5...

*lights clove cigarette*

Pfft... All we ever do is lurk in the dark corners of life, waiting for the next easy mark...

Id Vicious wrote:

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Samuel Weiss wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

He already did.

No he did not.

OH YES HE DID!

NO HE DIDN'T!

YES!

NO!

I am resurrected as well!

On the subject of nemesises: my parody is my nemesis. I, unfortunately, am probably the nemesissy.

*makes "fake moustache sign"*

Ha-HA!

I slap thee, my nemesissy!

I was forced once again to play D&D without the aid of rulebooks Friday evening. What was interesting was not the fact that we could remember most of the relevant rules, but the odd characters that resulted. Mr. Shiny played as a halfling fighter in heavy armor wielding only a pair of daggers. The Strength modifier to damage was more than the max damage of the weapon itself. Another player was a half-orc sorcerer (blaster), who wasn't feeling well so left after character creation. The halfling spoke only in randomly chosen verses from Psalms, and when I remembered to have the half-orc speak I played up his 8 wisdom (he had a 16 cha and 10 int). Hilarity ensued.

Reposted from "Weekend Zaniness"

NO PANTS DAY!

That Sm*rf Gently guy. BLATANT PARODY!

We should start a troll hunt. Bring torches.

Annoying parady alias makes fun of previous poster.

Statement concerning validity of identity.

Keldemar Mithralus wrote:

Dirk Gently wrote:

Earth? Kraakor. Branjorch. Keldmar. I like the last one best.

Edit: Actually, Keldmar sounds familiar. I may have used it in something, or stole it. Meh. Still cool.

Yes, you stole it from me.

Dirk how could you!!! XD

Dirk's not here now. It's just me. Only me.

Heathansson wrote:

I don't do tats. I had my ear pierced; meh...

I used to be bald all the time; I was in the National Guard and I liked being bald. And chicks dug my fuzzy head.
I look pretty normal now.

I know a guy who recently shaved his head. When he walks into a room all the women want to feel his head. One of the things that made me want to shave mine.

*snicker*

Laucian Liadon wrote:

Got my image, just need the history.

It's somehow...familiar...

Yeah! He looks just like that guy! You know, the dude who said stuff in that place!

Sexi Golem wrote:

I'm not too happy with most applications of anything religious. And I rarly see any of their finer doctrins applied.

Question for Sexi (and anyone else who wants to put their 2 bits in):

OK, so you feel that most Christians do not actually apply their docterines in the way they should, how should they be applied? Why?

They should apply ink and toner.

Shiver me timbers, not another one...

I know, right? I swear the damn word games are breeding.

Dirk Gently wrote:

It just seems that the more we know, the more we know how much we don't know.

Which is far better than not knowing how much we don't know and not realizing that we don't know everything :)

In the immortal words of Donald "Ol' Rummy" Rumsfeld:

"There are known knowns- things we know we know. There are known unknowns- things we know we don't know. Finally, there are unknown unknowns- things we don't know we don't know."

In a later speech:

"Bin Laden is either alive and well, alive and unwell, or dead."

Finally, Mark Twain (later quoted by Al Gore) said:

"It ain't the things we don't know that hurt us. It's the things that we know for certain that just ain't so."

The point of all of my meandering is this:

Knowledge is relative. I don't know what that means, but it sounds important, so I'm going to roll with it.

BUY MY PRODUCT

BUY MY PRODUCT

DIRK?????

See how snarky Shiny and snarky Heathy threadjack wackily and hack like snarky sharks?

I congradulate you all on the page of RP in my absence (which is still not over -- I've borrowed a computer for the evening).

PS Paris is awesome. Not only have I spent a lot of time in the Louvre, Musée d'Orsay, and the Picasso Museum, the driver on a tour boat was listening to Queen very loudly today. A trip on the Seine and Bohemian Rhapsody -- paradise.

Bastard. You've been sipping tea in Paris, while AWED and I have been sitting through the rather beastly 75-85 degree weather in NewF*!$ingYork. How's that for life. Frostbite to heatstroke in less than a month.

AAAAHHH! Who am I?

The next feline evolution

Me?

Sebastian wrote:

There is no evolution propoganda.

Please. From what I know of humanity, there is propaganda for EVERY point of view. It doesn't matter how correct something is, there is always many people refusing to even consider that the other side could possably be correct. That is what propaganda is. I didn't bother to look at any of those web sites, but I know that somewhere out there someone is saying "of course creationism is wrong - it's just silly. That's why evolution is right." There is propaganda for everything.

Please pardon my humanity-bashing, but it's true.

Whatever you say, Dr. McKay...

Hey, that rhymes!

Laucian Naiilo the Marked wrote:

OK, can we start yet?

Yep

Wow, your new avatar looks like you. Except for the fact that it doesn't.

Sebastian wrote:

I had assumed that the factual/scientific record was not up to debate

You must not watch George Bush's speeches: "We need to 'teach the controversy'!"

However, the real quetion is:

"Is our children learning?'

What is they learning? Is they learning creationism in Texas instead of grammar?

(Please forgive me. Bush is an idiot.)

Also, if you see one name Jerk Gentry, that is not me. He is odder than I, and also an alias of my eternal enemy and player The Eldrich Mr. Shiny. Ignore pretty much anything he says, he is kind of out of it.

See, that is threadjacking.

I am not out of it. Oh look! A butterfly! And you call me odd. Ohhh let me tell you, back in the day, we didn't even HAVE messageboards. All we had was ROCKS and RAZOR WIRE and the occasional ACID PIT. Oh jeez, those were the days.

Now THAT'S threadjacking.

Moff Rimmer wrote:

when God tells people involved "if you can find me even ONE person worth saving, I will spare the entire city" and they can't even find one person, it seems to me that it was more than just "pretty bad". God knows people's hearts and souls -- if a group of people are truly beyond saving at all, why should they be kept around?

So...what exactly do you mean by this? I thought part of the point was that potentially everyone was saved.

Most of my friends and I reject Christianity and organized religion in general, and that doesn't look like it's going to change anytime soon. So if we formed a town of our own, would you support God going all Soddam and Gammorha on it? Are we sinners truly "beyond saving"?

...and Malthus turned from the path of Origin to eat the sweet, sweet berries. And as he stepped over the line in the sand, it became a great chasm, and the Prior said to Malthus "You have turned from the Ori, and so your village shall burn." Malthus tried to cross the chasm, but fell, and the village was saved. Yay.

Hallowed are the Ori.

- Jerk Gentry, evil parody twin

Jerk Gentry wrote:

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Jerk Gentry wrote:

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Jerk Gentry wrote:

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Dirk Gently wrote:

For multiclassers--I've decided to use the fractional BAB and save bonuses from Unearthed Arcana (p. 73).

-sigh- I never thought I'd say this, but Dirk- you're a nice, nice person.

No he's not!

Yes he is!

Is not!

Is too!

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!

Actually, I am. See, you're my alias...

Oh...

Jerk Gentry wrote:

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Jerk Gentry wrote:

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Dirk Gently wrote:

For multiclassers--I've decided to use the fractional BAB and save bonuses from Unearthed Arcana (p. 73).

-sigh- I never thought I'd say this, but Dirk- you're a nice, nice person.

No he's not!

Yes he is!

Is not!

Is too!

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!

Jerk Gentry wrote:

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Dirk Gently wrote:

For multiclassers--I've decided to use the fractional BAB and save bonuses from Unearthed Arcana (p. 73).

-sigh- I never thought I'd say this, but Dirk- you're a nice, nice person.

No he's not!

Yes he is!

Is not!

Dirk Gently wrote:

For multiclassers--I've decided to use the fractional BAB and save bonuses from Unearthed Arcana (p. 73).

-sigh- I never thought I'd say this, but Dirk- you're a nice, nice person.

No he's not!

Halleleujah!

- Jerk Gentry, evil parody

Woot woot.

Hello? Anyone there? Player-types?