Jakey 'VS's page

Yo, yo, yo, what up, it's your boy Jakey 'VS!

Now, I've got a pretty good thing goin' as the most popular streamer in the Pact Worlds, but I gotta branch out! People love watchin' me rek-skrublords in PUBG, my insightful diatribes on how to make Absalom Station great, my opinions on drug laws, and my classic social experiment vlogs (Orphan Fight 4 out now on Drip.tv!). Which makes me the perfect celebrity to star in the hottest reality stream ever, Starfinders Uncensored.

That's right! I'm live-streaming my entire career as a SFS agent, life, death, betrayal, ancient artifacts, hot aliens! All of it starring me, Jakey 'VS, and beamed directly to my loyal subscribers.

They're just so... so derivative! I had to see for myself! That's all!

Ugh, I know, right?

Their music is just skrub-trash, there's only, like, five bass drops in their entire discography! Why waste time listening to it, when you could listen to real music, like D3dYs0ki or Larude!

Starduststorm! Now there's a song worth fraggin' to!